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Editado por JealousOrc:
4/1/2016 8:00:14 PM
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Explain Clothes To An Alien
Do it
[spoiler]Bonus Points if you can explain fashion[/spoiler]
English
#Offtopic
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1 RespuestaDepends. Are we the ones visiting them or they to us? Either way, we could not communicate. Either it would be like us explaining clothing to a dog, or the dog trying to explain clothes to us.
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1 RespuestaTo go unnoticed......
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2 RespuestasClothes (and their function) would be easy to explain. They are an adaptive micro-environment meant to repel or reduce the effect of the elements on our frail and easily discomforted bodies. Now trying to explain fashion to an alien? No thank you. I don't even understand it myself. Why a garment worn 10+ years ago is no longer desirable or acceptable to wear and will bring derision from others? That makes no sense to me.
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Easy to explain: clothing helps us stay warm. Hard to explain: some humans are ashamed of their dangly bits.
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[i]*thanks the maker*[/i] Optional (Lenni face)
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3 RespuestasThey know what clothes are. Most illegal aliens know how to sew.
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Clothing is used by humans to help regulate body heat in warm or cold climate, and protect from other elements of nature like wind, snow, and rain.
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1 RespuestaEditado por Sabre013: 4/1/2016 1:28:37 PMThey probably have clothing. But if you insist I shall explain. Clothing is a garment composed of fabric and/or animal hide worn by to dampen the effects of weather and temperature. While they all serve the same purpose, they serve a secondary purpose as well. Clothing has taken on multiple styles that can allow people to express their personality and/or views/beliefs. The specific fabric or quality of animal skin used can show wealth and social standing, with some attire being more formal and professional than others.
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Protection.
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"Ya know how Jesus takes your Foreskin as a baby? Well it's basically the same thing only we get to keep it. Oh Jesus doesn't do that to you?.....,wtf Jesus"
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5 Respuestasmen = armor female = no need armor
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1 RespuestaIt is something that people wear to not hide drugs or money in, or to blend in with the night, but to cover their bodies with our desired looks and comfort Oh you mean space aliens not illegal aliens
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1 RespuestaNo pants are the best pants
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1 RespuestaWelcome to earth! *punch*
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[i]*Loads TX-130 Saber-Tank lazer round*[/i] You wear them
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9 RespuestasSegments of fabrics crafted to match the overall shape of its user, typically used to conceal the specimen in enviroments with low temperature, or to conceal an unpleasant feature of said specimen.
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Depends on what they look like. [spoiler]Waiting on the Devilukeans.[/spoiler]
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Not needed
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"Who needs clothes, welcome to earth!"
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Its what we wear for certain situations
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4 RespuestasWhat if the alien comes from a planet similarly developed to ours and wears clothing as well?
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These are things we wear when we aren't hard [spoiler]*[i]insert Lenny[/i]*[/spoiler]
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5 RespuestasEasier to show them! Get in their ship take him to North Pole & tell them to go for a stroll! If they're smart enough to make interstellar spacecraft sure they'll figure out what clothes are for ;)
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1 RespuestaAn outer layer of protection, typically made of a substance called cloth. It helps to maintain a constant temperature in colder external temperatures.
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*Throws alien in snow, proceeds to white wash* -blam!-ing cold isn't it? This is why we wear clothes, do you get it yet? *Continues to smash face deep into the snow, to the point it is now eating pavement*
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We take cotton and other forms of stuff, and we weave it into sheets, then we wear those sheets all the time unless we're warm or free spirited
