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Editado por Spawn:
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Here's mine on my iPod:
TL;DR: Nerf Fusion Rifles
Android:
[quote]Anything that kills you is a no skill weapon.
Anything that you use takes true skill.[/quote]
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1 Respuesta"Don't let your affection get you an infection. Put some protection on that erection"
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1 RespuestaEditado por 1 5 1 5: 3/3/2016 6:44:43 PMOh, this was for a senior prank thread. Haha, it's a good read. ----------------------------------------- Step 1. Gather a skateboard and a canoe. Step 2. Tape skateboard to bottom of canoe. Step 3. Prop a Go-Pro to front of canoe, facing forward. Step 4. Get principle's/Dean of Student's approval for prank. Step 5. Row around the school in you suped-up canoe. Step 6. Watch Go-Pro video. Step 7. Upload video to YouTube. Step 8. Show #offtopic the video. Step 9. Become a school legend. [i]Optional: Safari themed outfits, taping blue paper onto the floor to make it look like water, place radios around the school to play rushing water noises, and/or have some friends dress up like the Temple Run monkeys and chase you, Or have them dress up as crocodiles and chase you. [/i] Please wear pads. Seriously, I recommend wearing a helmet and pads, in case your canoe tips over.
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What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES
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1 RespuestaWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one
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You used to pm me on my You used to, you used to Yeah You used to pm me on my cell phone Late night when you need my memes Pm me on my cell phone Late night when you need my n00dz And I know when that pm bling That can only mean one thing I know when that pm bling That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the group, You got a reputation for yourself now Everybody knows and I feel left out Grill you got me down, you got me stressed out 'Cause ever since I left the group, you started chatting less and shít posting more Glasses of glub out on the dance floor Hangin' with some desticles I've never seen before You used to pm me on my cell phone Late night when you need my memes Pm me on my cell phone Late night when you need my n00dz I know when that pm bling That can only mean one thing I know when that pm bling That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the group, you, you, you You and me we just don't get along You make me feel like I did you wrong Going to threads where you don't belong Ever since I left the group, you, you got exactly what you asked for Running out of tags in your thread Hanging with some desticles I've never seen before You used to pm me on my cell phone Late night when you need my memes Pm me on my cell phone Late night when you need my n00dz And I know when that pm bling That can only mean one thing I know when that pm bling That can only mean one thing These days, all I do is Wonder if you typing backwards for someone else Wonder if you're rollin' up a meme for someone else Doing things I taught you, shít posting for someone else You don't need no one else You don't need nobody else, no Why you never alone Why you always killin the OP Used to always stay in the group, be a good grill You was in a zone, yeah You should just be yourself Right now, you're someone else You used to pm me on my cell phone Late night when you need my memes Pm me on my cell phone Late night when you need my n00dz And I know when that pm bling That can only mean one thing I know when that pm bling That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the group
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Back in black I hit the sack I've been too long I'm glad to be back Yes, I'm let loose From the noose That's kept me hanging about I've been looking at the sky 'Cause it's gettin' me high Forget the hearse 'cause I never die I got nine lives Cat's eyes Abusin' every one of them and running wild 'Cause I'm back Yes, I'm back Well, I'm back Yes, I'm back Well, I'm back, back Well, I'm back in black Yes, I'm back in black Back in the back Of a Cadillac Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack Yes, I'm in a bang With a gang They've got to catch me if they want me to hang 'Cause I'm back on the track And I'm beatin' the flack Nobody's gonna get me on another rap So look at me now I'm just makin' my play Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way 'Cause I'm back Yes, I'm back Well, I'm back Yes, I'm back Well, I'm back, back Well, I'm back in black Yes, I'm back in black Well, I'm back, yes I'm back Well, I'm back, yes I'm back Well, I'm back, back Well I'm back in black Yes I'm back in black Ho yeah Oh yeah Yes I am Oh yeah, yeah oh yeah Back in now Well I'm back, I'm back Back, (I'm back) Back, (I'm back) Back, (I'm back) Back, (I'm back) Back Back in black Yes I'm back in black Out of the sight
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There was once a man Of unknown origin, But was he really a man? Or the manifestation of sin. For a thousand years he watched, Determination unending. The shadows skewed, time slowed In darkness befriending. But alas! These seas are waves of sorrow Is this the unending day thine call: Tomorrow? The screams shake the deck, But they fell on deaf ears. For the ship is vacant, But still soaked in tears. The voyage is eternal, There is no shore in sight Just leagues by leagues, knots by knots And unhappy stars in the night. The sailors look forward, blank in expression... Not a word to be spoken, Just their masters' transgression Perhaps they grow mutinous, How much can one man kill, But their thoughts aren't their own They've lost all forms of will. Could this be hell, Some twisted kind of heaven? No, afraid not, It's Project 37
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Editado por Silk Almond Milk: 3/5/2016 4:39:14 AMhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72hemeEpH1rv2pzuo2_1280.png Fate/Zero Spoiler ahead
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1 RespuestaPOLL PREDICTION: Democratic: Bernie Sanders by 52% Free college plan for young voters Iowa caucus was really close to Hillary Clinton Some polls have Bernie at 63% of the overall vote His polling in Iowa shows that he can win Pointed out the corruption of the government and the rigged economy Republican: Donald Trump with 27% Pokemon Digimon Has experience in business and knows how to pull voters His attitude and nature is something that the other voters don’t have. Has very high ratings Ted Cruz with 26% Won the last Iowa Caucus Great effort in attracting voters with phone calls and door to door. Did well in the most recent debate Gives Donald Trump a run for his money. Passionate Chris Christie with 22% Exposed Rubio which may have switched his placing Very Confident Didn’t win the Iowa caucus but has promise Appeals to lower class citizens Has credibility with him being a senator Tiebreaker: about 120,000 will vote
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