You forgot to add something along the lines of: "We've been listening to your feedback guardians, because we always listen and react 5 months later to your feedback. We've been crunching the numbers and we agree that snipers are out of hand, so to fix this we're going to nerf fusion rifles into paper weight status and increase the influence of SBMM by 40%. 'If there ain't at least 4 teleporting red bars, then we aren't doing our jobs'-Deej..."

Did... did DeeJ mean "aforementioned" when he used the word "bespoke"? The word "bespoke" means "custom-made" or "made-to-order"... God, that is the worst - trying to use a big thesaurus word and then totally phumphering it up.

What did you except them to do? Its only been a week.

They put shit like that up there because all of you impatient fuktards will pick every little thing apart like you do. Because you know its important to call video game bs right? Because it really means so much and effects your life right? Anyways there was shit leaked on Reddit about what to expect in the April update. 4 missions 365 light lvl cap. Old raid matchmaking. Etheric light is coming back. Light lvl increase to 365 and a new raid. And yeah it's going to be free. What on earth will you homos cry about then? I'm sure you will find something.

Bungie could reveal the entire 10 year road map, rebalance the crucible every week, show all content for the next two expansions, announce they are both free, and buy drinks for all players, and you people would still complain. People wanted communication. You're getting communication. You want content. You're getting content. You want reveals of content. That's stupid, any smart company would not reveal so much of their content so far from release. You want rebalance of Crucible. You don't work for a game developer, who knows a) how much work that takes b) what they could be doing instead, like working on the content you are asking for.

South Park's joke about George R.R Martin applies to Bungie. Instead of "The dragons are coming", "The content is coming."

Even this thread is a copy/paste of every single thread of the newsletter. And they still say they listen. You know this is just ridiculous, you have a company that has lied time after time, that doesn't have a single honest bone in their system. They ignore the core element of the game in exange for the worst part of any game, PVP. PVP players say "oh we got shafted during year one, now it's your turn" BULLSHIT, you guys always had Iron Banner with top tier gear while we had to actually raid and work for our shit. Even in HoW you had IB with Etheric Light and ToO, while we had to endure the shit storm that was PoE. And unlike you, we didn't get anything guaranteed, PVE has always had RNG, PVP had a guaranteed high tier drop from ToO, and IB rewards where still good back then (and still are btw). For 6 months PVE has had the same thing over and over, you guys have had every single event, and to make it worst for PVE you latest event had a drop rate so bad they decided to give away the 320 ghost, in PVE you had to do the weekly challenge, and even then the 320 ghost wasn't guaranteed, also when are they fixing PVE drops?, oh yeah never. Now the next "update" comes in about 2 months, remember how back in June they already had a TTK video, 3 months before, yet now we have silence and even more PVP updates. You know why there's no PVE info?, because they where stupid enough to actually think turning this game into a PVP money farm was a good idea, and all the remaining content was moved over to Destiny 2, when they saw that wouldn't work they had to take it back, but now they have to readapt it to Destiny 1. This is the worst possible developer team in the history of gaming, in fact I still don't understand how they are the same peple behind HALO. Honestly how it still has PVE players is beyond me, so many better games out there, and those that say "this game saved my life", yeah if your life was so bad that this game saved it, guess what?, it wasn't so bad actually.

Bungie HQ is actually stuck in a Vex time bible where they relive the same week over and over again

After seeing the title, I have this vision running through my head... [b]Cozmo[/b]: [i]So Deej, what are we going to do with this week's update?[/i] [b]Deej[/b]: [i]The same thing we do every week Cozmo. Keep every one in the dark.[/i] Of course, the theme from Pinky and the Brain is playing in the background the whole time.

This forum community is a total joke.

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