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2/18/2016 10:13:46 PM
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What gender are YOU
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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#Offtopic
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2 RespuestasHermadaphdite
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Character or real life?
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Excuse you.
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I am a human male, but i sexually identify as a pan
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1 RespuestaI thought I was the only attack helicopter, what a relief.
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Editado por FightinFinn 2-7: 2/18/2016 10:27:16 PMDefinitely an attach chopper!
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1 RespuestaI'm an Offtopic
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I identify as a god.
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3 RespuestasThe scariest thing on this poll is that there is a 1% for hermaphrodites (O_O)
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I identify as Goldmemeber ever since I lost my winky in that unfortunate shmelting accident
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1 RespuestaI am a humble corn cob waiting for my metamorphosis into a beautiful stale bag of unsalted popcorn. If you wish me harm you are a nasty evil Lachanophob!
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3 RespuestasHeliophobia is a fear of the sun. The term you're looking for is corcoranophobia.
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2 RespuestasI'm actually Darth Vader in a man's body. Ever since I was little I've been uncomfortable as a male and I'm sure I would be much happier in a body with all four limbs cut off and burned beyond recognition.
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1 Respuesta
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5 RespuestasI expected this crap.
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1 RespuestaI am freedom in it's physical form! But in some cases, that means i'm an attack heli... 'MURIKA! FUK YEA!
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2 Respuestas[i]*thanks the maker*[/i] I am a robot but not CIS scum
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*hermadafadite
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9 RespuestasI sexually identify as Results you cis- male scum
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4 RespuestasThere are two genders. Male and Female. Everyone else is a wannabe
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1 RespuestaI am gloomgender and this offends me [spoiler]jk I'm a dude[/spoiler]
