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10/20/2015 3:49:16 PM
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*smacks warlock*
That's a bad warlock...bad warlock.
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OBJECTION! Titans can only punch, Warlocks slap. I slap you.
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*grabs hand* If you insist *punches warlock* Now calm down
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But I self-res and pull out my flaming hand and bitch slap you for a one-shot
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You are promptly incinerated by ten thousand hammers
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I bow down to your Holy Hammers and believe that I am not worthy to wield such an overpowered weapon
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You aren't, you were not forged in the pain of an entire year of being the overall worst
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All I remember doing Raids last year was "DO WE HAVE A DEFENDER?!?!" and seeing endless Fist of Panic strat Titans in Trials so yeah you weren't the most useless
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Our only damaging super could only reliably get us one kill. Yeah, nothing special
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But you could activate it in a split-second
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The only upside.
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It's so annoying when you're on the receiving end, believe me
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And it's even more annoying when you take a Nova Bomb meant for you and only you...
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And it's super annoying when you take a Hammer that was 10 yards away but you still die from it and you have to watch your team get obliterated by a single guy with a glorified skirt
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I'd say even worse when you get killed by a viking funeral firebolt grenade after you kill the warlock
