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Editado por TheOriginalGroo:
10/19/2015 1:52:12 PM
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How Did Your Gaurdian Die
How did your Gaurdian die??? I mean it had to start somewhere
Mine fell of the toilet. Add TheOriginalGroo I'm on all the time and will run the raid if your 300+ (298) Thx!
Be creative guardians!
Edit 1: WOW! 100 That's way more than I thought.
Thx for all the spam of my spelling of Gaurdian. I don't have an English teacher :)
Edit 2: Omg guys I was expecting like 5 comments thx so much! And yes I do know how to spell guardian I don't have an English teacher. ;) keep it up!
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#Destiny
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Editado por MrNapalm997: 3/19/2016 9:59:35 PMLOCATION: VENUS. DATE: 3 YEARS AFTER COLLAPSE. I wonder what happens when i poke that yellow glowy cube... [spoiler]BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!![/spoiler] [spoiler]Landed in cosmodrome[/spoiler] [spoiler]hit by drunk driver[/spoiler] [spoiler]Guardian Down[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaHe was a scientist of Clovis Bray, when the cabal attacked. A phalanx hit him, and, well… [spoiler]He landed in the cosmodrome.[/spoiler]
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11 RespuestasSex romp with the Queen, Petra, Tess from tower and Jolly Holiday. [spoiler]i was under the influence of a [b][i]Heavy Telemetry[/i][/b] if you know what I mean. [/spoiler] [spoiler]We had a great weekend[/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaMy ghost was looking for his guardian, gave up, murdered me, and revived me
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I had taco bell, gave me diarrhea, died of dehydration. Shitty way to go. (Punpunpun)
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Hit by a giant forklift :(
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1 RespuestaPrometheus, Titan of architects, ancestor to those who built the great walls of the last city, was slain in battle by... [spoiler][u]A vex hobgoblin[/u][/spoiler]
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Too much sex.
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I made a joke about [Insert favorite TV show/video game/movie] and was beaten to death by a group of their Fandom.
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2 RespuestasAllergic to salt, tried to make a LFG post died immediately.
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3 RespuestasStepped on a lego
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2 RespuestasMine was eating alphabet soup and choked on the D.
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My guardian died because I had questions for the speaker
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2 Respuestas"Run! RUN DAMMIT *smashes analog sticks* 'guardian down' OH PISS OFF"
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2 RespuestasHe got stuck "loading" trying to cross from one area to another. Never made it out of there and starved to death.
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I slipped on the puddle near the vaults at the tower.
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2 RespuestasOD on jellybellys and redbull.
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3 RespuestasHe saw a guy named billy and died
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Editado por IHaveNoNameI: 10/19/2015 1:56:36 PMate too much cheese received from other guardians. And dont forget the high salt lvl
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2 RespuestasDied defending his family from fallen vandals. Killed 5 vandals before being impaled by a captain's sword. Hopefully, Kyle's family made it to the city.
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1 RespuestaTried to 1v1 a Hobgoblin, those guys never miss...
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2 RespuestasDiscovered a new speed in the Timebreaker, it's really broke time...[spoiler] I saw dinosawrs [/spoiler]
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1 RespuestaHe saw da booty
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1 Respuestadunno. bungie didnt got time to explain that. but i get the feeling my titaness was a hooker...
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2 RespuestasThe architects
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Slipped in the shower
