Two of the worst moments of pain and discomfort EVER
Edit: I mean the toothbrush drill thing that dentists use to clean your teeth at the beginning of the 6 month checkup
Edit 2: something almost as painful
Texting girl: Hey babe
She replies: hey bud
Edit 2.5: Due to popular demand, stepping on a Lego is added to the list
Edit 2.5738482888: saying putting a toothpick under your toenails and kicking a wall is valid, but it makes me cringe more than any of these do so please refrain from any of those
Edit 3: Taking a SH*T after eating jalapeños hurts like a MOFO
Edit 4: that one time you fart and it burns 🔥💨
Edit 5: the worst pain seems to be giving birth while passing kidney stones in a bed of Legos while getting kicked in the nutsack
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No, stepping on a Lego.
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3 RespuestasEditado por iamswyp: 10/8/2015 8:35:53 AMStepping on [b]TWO[/b] legos
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Getting your balls cut off
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Whoever said eating jalapeños and sitting was bad never ate an Asian diet I'm assuming. And get appendicitis amd have it brust. That's a shitty one.
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Dropping the soap...
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Reading posts on the Destiny Forums.
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Being kicked in the testicles has been proven to be more painful than giving birth.
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Change this to #offtopic Also that shower is brutal to toes
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get fist of panicked in year one 1 off of unbroken
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Taking a shower and having soap or shampoo go into your eyes, it burns!
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1 RespuestaTrying to piss with kidney stones. Top that, I dare you.
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23 kidney stones. In the course of two years. 2 stones at a time
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Stepping on a lego barefooted when you wake up to go pee.
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A second chest tube for a collapsed lung put in the wrong spot pushing against the first. So every time you breathe, move or anything it's stabbing you from the inside. Then the nurses/doctors don't believe you when you say something is not right. So this goes on for a week.
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BME Pain Olympics. Look it up.
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2 RespuestasBeing constipated and forcing it out just to have a flow of super hot diarrhea follow though your sensitive butthole...... Or just look up 2kids 1 sandbox...
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Worse than a lego: Stepping on a D4 someone knocked off the table. There's a reason they're called caltrops.
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3 RespuestasMy mums suicide five weeks ago.
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I had to have my knee drained several times post surgery to have blood sacs popped and drained to relieve 16mm of swelling from an infection. They had to strap me to a table and I had to bite down on a bit while they did it. The needle was enormous and the pain was indescribable. Needles poking around bones and tissue. As soon as it was over I had to go to physical therapy. Not a good day.
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Sitting on one of your bollocks, trapping your cock in your zip full on something about Mary style, stepping on a plug, stapling your own finger into the bone.
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Listening to people complain on the forums...
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Move to #Offtopic
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Editado por IndridCole: 10/8/2015 1:52:04 PMEverybody keeps saying lego's.. I say lego's are nothing compared to a thumb tack on a tile floor.. . I had to use pliers to pull that fukr out.. It hurt for days.. I walked like a pimp for the first few..
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5 box jellyfish stinging u...if u don't die first
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Cluster headaches, no doubt