Two of the worst moments of pain and discomfort EVER
Edit: I mean the toothbrush drill thing that dentists use to clean your teeth at the beginning of the 6 month checkup
Edit 2: something almost as painful
Texting girl: Hey babe
She replies: hey bud
Edit 2.5: Due to popular demand, stepping on a Lego is added to the list
Edit 2.5738482888: saying putting a toothpick under your toenails and kicking a wall is valid, but it makes me cringe more than any of these do so please refrain from any of those
Edit 3: Taking a SH*T after eating jalapeños hurts like a MOFO
Edit 4: that one time you fart and it burns 🔥💨
Edit 5: the worst pain seems to be giving birth while passing kidney stones in a bed of Legos while getting kicked in the nutsack
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2 RespuestasI have broken more than 10 bones, sprained strained and dislocated many things but by far the worst pain I have felt is putting a shoulder BACK in socket.
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Sitting through an episode of "Once Upon a Time".
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Stepping on Legos.
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The pointy parts o chips that go down your gullwt
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2 RespuestasStepping on a Lego? How about falling from orbit barefoot foot first onto a Lego Checkmate
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1 RespuestaFor me it was a full body cramp. I shit myself from how much pain I was in.
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2 RespuestasThe feels when your favorite character dies in your favorite show anime included
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The fire ant glove, there's an episode on tv or YouTube about it, apparently it's incredibly painful
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Urethral splinter torture.
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28 RespuestasEditado por macrogenious: 10/8/2015 6:48:54 AMIf that's the worst pain you've felt either you've lived in a box or you're just a bitch I have: -had multiple concussions -had broken bones -had an infection which caused the entirety of my throat and mouth to be covered in bleeding ulcers -had kidney stones -had my toenails ripped off on multiple occasions -had my dirtbike and atv roll over me on multiple occasions -almost died from an eye infection (virus) that spread throughout my body and put me in bed for 8 weeks while I was on multiple drugs and a machine 3 times daily -had emotional distress from many family members pets and friends dying some of which were from suicide one shot himself in the face in front of his mother -had burns and blisters from hot plastic, fire, boiling water, engines, irons etc. All of which have sucked ass The kidney stones were the worst And still I have not felt the pain some people have. To my knowledge the worst documented pain possible for a human to feel is done through the bullet ant glove ritual in one of the tribes in the amazon. And they all do it. Also forgot to mention being kicked in the balls as hard as possible during soccer practice, eating ghost pepper sauce and probably a few more I can't even remember because I have memory problems from being beaten severely by my stepfather [spoiler]jeez people stop feeling bad for me[/spoiler] [spoiler]I wouldn't feel bad if it happened to you[/spoiler] [spoiler]because it's not really that bad[/spoiler]
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The stubbing toe thing is now stepping on a lego
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Ive had faecal impaction for 13 daya. Would not recommend.
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Stepping on a Lego brick is the worst pain I know of.
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Editado por LiamCDM: 10/9/2015 1:03:59 AM[quote]The worst pain a human is able to take[/quote] Probably being impaled through the ass. I'd link a video but I'd be banned quick...
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6 RespuestasI heard in some parts of the world there is a bull ant or something with venom that is scientifically proven to be the most painful thing a human can experience. :/
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2 RespuestasEdit 5 isn't possible
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3 RespuestasSnorting ghost peppers. Don't try this at home.
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3 RespuestasI hear childbirth is the most painful experience you can have right next to being flayed alive.
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Editado por SIVDesigner: 10/8/2015 11:40:08 PMBullet ant gloves. Never attempt
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Child birth
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Edit 2.5738482888 and 5 are the worst. Oh the cringe.
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2 Respuestas1. Put sharp toothpick under the toenail of your big toe 2. Kick wall 3. Amputate?
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6 RespuestasBeing forced to farm Relic Iron FOR SEVERAL HOURS just for the exotic sword!
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I believe Chinese Water Torture is definitely the worst pain a human can take without dying. If you don't know what it is look it up
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2 RespuestasHave you been kicked in the nuts? This is how bad it is. You get kicked, every guy in a 50 yards radius feels the pain.
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Staying night at hotel, goes to shit and your sacks skin gets pinched between the toilet bowl and the toilet seat.