Yea... Soo my gf just asked me to hit her in the face and leave a mark, because she told her mom she got robbed at the ATM last night. Okayyyyyy. -_-
Edit: People got Butthurt fast over this. Also I blame her hormones for making her crazier than norm.[spoiler]She's preggers :)[/spoiler]
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Hell no
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Run like the wind my man, run like the wind...
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17 Respuestaswow because you think your girlfriend is a psycho I guess all females are automatically psychos as well!
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Psycho? I find them all sex crazed minx.
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Why is this even a post?
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spoiler alert: you are the ATM and the bruise is extortion
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PMS + teh moon = crazy lady
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2 RespuestasGlib glub
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I really don't know why.
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Even our top scienctist struggle with this!
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6 RespuestasPlot twist.. She says you're the one that hit her.. Presses charges against you..
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1 RespuestaReported for spreading lies about sexy pregnant women.
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2 RespuestasEstrogen is a helluvadrug
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Editado por afanoflafear: 9/14/2015 12:10:38 AMOn a serious note, wouldn't it be easier for her to bang her head against a... I dunno, fire hydrant?
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Lolwut?
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Just wait till a penis grows out of her vag and she gives you surprise butt secks
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2 RespuestasLol your gf seems fun can I be her friend?
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7 Respuestasis she 12
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1 RespuestaBecause they are
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2 RespuestasUm... Are you trying to make all guys look bad? [spoiler]you ain't helping us over here by generalizing[/spoiler]
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4 RespuestasEditado por Harryyerawizard: 9/13/2015 9:13:39 PMI think you're both insane you for staying with her even though she's 'psychotic'. Maybe you're the problem or maybe she is but it isn't a healthy relationship either way. [spoiler]also just because she's a twat doesn't mean all females are.[/spoiler]
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3 RespuestasLol me and my gf broke up today around 5 hours ago
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5 RespuestasLet's be honest, because they have to deal with us men on the daily.
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4 RespuestasGet a better girl... no actually get a better life.
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Don't try to understand them. It doesn't work and it's a waste of time. Just agree with whatever and get what you need an abandon mission =)
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They are the ones were the disciples of satan forgot to sacrifice