you're casually walking down the street and you hear a noise behind you. The thrall is making its way toward you! Comment below what you would do. You have nothing in the world of Destiny - this scenario is in real life. Edits: 200+ replies! 420 replies blaze it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 700+ replies I love everyone [b][i][u]WE BROKE 1000!!!!!!!1!1[/u][/i][/b] Nearing 2000, please let this damn thread die Hank the Shank is here Rain is here TheGreatNike is here Derek and Jake are here Paul the Thrall is doing thrall stuff CHAAAARRRLLLEEEMAAAAGNNNEEE!!! Best comments: [quote]Hit it with my car. Claim act of god for collision with a space alien. Get a bmw.[/quote] - Brokenspade [quote]Quickly pull out the stick of chewing gum from my pocket and unwrap it. Pull out one of my shoelaces. Grab a half eaten burrito on the sidewalk. Realise I'm not McGyver, and have no idea what to use those three items for. Scream like a little girl as the thrall tears me a new one.[/quote] - xenomorph [quote]If you can dodge a wrench then you can dodge a thrall.[/quote] - pbrme21 [quote]Hit him with my belt[/quote] - TheSergoi11 [quote]Step 1: Throw a rock on the ground Step 2: Step on rock Step 3: break ankle and die Step 4: ???? Step5: Profit![/quote] - UselessTerror [quote]Punch it. Very hard.[/quote] - Jeff the Cabal [quote]Are you sure OP? Is this the real life?[/quote] - AngelusArkadius [quote]Thrall fighting 101 >Take cow out of pocket (Never travel without one) >Throw cow at thrall >thrall like wtf? >Grab a doorknob(From a door, duh) >Use doorknob to beat someone to take their shoe >Throw shoe at thrall(Thrall is eating cow) >Thrall is very slow because he ate too much >Stand on bench >Poke the thrall in his eyes(eye?) >T-Bag the poop outta that scrub >Get money. Win life. $.$[/quote] - Tex Mechanica [quote]Grab a butter knife out of my pocket Hold it high ready to strike Slit my throat[/quote] - BlackEruptionz6 [quote]Step 1:Pulls out Blue Eyes White Dragon... Step 2:Throw it on the ground... Step 3:Disregard Women,Aquire Currency[/quote] - Yittle [quote]Stand on something slightly higher than ground level. this will cause it to run back and forward indecisively as it attempts to contemplate the complexity behind your newly unreachable position. I would suggest standing on a car or the shoulders of somebody with a KD of 2.0+ in the Crucible, as they are used to carrying and will be able to support your body weight.[/quote] - Sumfish [quote]Easy. Steal its knees[/quote] - T REX INVASION [quote]Put a destiny disc in a balloon. Tie the balloon to the thrall. Thrall floats away due to the emptiness that is destiny's story.[/quote] - GatorSkull