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8/13/2015 2:24:40 AM
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How will you use your real life job...
To fight the darkness?
I am a project manager / engineer for a cabinet shop (built Bungie their cabinets a few years back!)
So I am humped.
Let's hear yours!
English
#Destiny
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Feed the darkness poisoned mini m&m's
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Electrician. I could turn the lights on so it is no longer dark
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I'm a salesman so I'd probably be a vendor
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I will be the other xur who actually sells every exotic
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I'm a cashier, should I throw my money at the screen?
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I am a chocolate sales manager. I will make sure everyone will have delicious chocolate to eat during their TTK binge sessions.
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I will help any surviving guardians plan for their retirement after they're done fighting the darkness. Cause ya gotta have a plan.
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3 RespuestasIll make sure to give students tons of homework to keep the squeakers out of your hard crota raid
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I'll serve Guardians Chipotle for energy to fight the darkne... [quote]Wait. What?[/quote] [quote]You're saying the Guardians don't eat?[/quote] [quote]Ok...[/quote] [quote]Seriously, nothing at all?[/quote] [quote]THEY DON'T SLEEP EITHER!?!?[/quote] [quote]How do they live?[/quote] Ok, guess my job's useless...
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I make colon sensors to help Guardians not be afraid to fart anymore. Fight the darkness and keep the poop out of your greaves.
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To fight thralls!! (Hungry customers)
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2 RespuestasMy last job was in the financial world. Guardians can't fight Oryx with a low credit score, so let's get that shit taken care of.
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I am a student. So, should i throw my book?
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I design and manufacture lights, so you tell me.. Hahah
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I'll make all the espresso we need to stay invigorated in the fight!
