Ok, so two gay guys were having sex in their apartment throughout an entire day. So in the afternoon, the first gay guy gets off his partner and says: "I'm gonna go to the bathroom, so don't cum." So he goes to the bathroom and comes out to see all this semen all over the walls, the window, the bed, just everywhere. So he yells at his partner, saying "I told you not to cum!" [spoiler]His partner responds: "But I didn't cum I just farted!"[/spoiler]