[url=http://www.example.com][b][i]Eat up,
You obesity plauged degenerates![/i][/b][/url]
[b]Menu:
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Specials
[spoiler]everything is special, but dont tell anyone, fůck it, tell everyone [/spoiler]
😍Taco(s)-$10.0e
😤Pancake(s)-$10.0e
🍕Pizza(s)-$5.0e
😇Chimichanga(s)-$25[spoiler] Beware of Shits💩 [/spoiler]
[b][i][u]RANDOM[/u][/i][/b]-[b][i][u]$???[/u][/i][/b]
Drinks
🍺Beer[spoiler]of your choice[/spoiler]
$5
Vodka[spoiler]Why the -blam!- not[/spoiler]
$5
🍷Wine[spoiler]Fancy[/spoiler]
$5
🍸Margarita [spoiler]Fancy-Fancy[/spoiler]
$5
🍶Sake[spoiler]Why Not[/spoiler]
$5
☕Coffee
$5
[b][i][u]DESERTS[/u][/i][/b]
🍦Ice Cream -$5.00
🎂Cake-$7.00
🍩Donut-$5.00
[url=http://yehyogourt.com/newsite/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Crepe_Sweet.jpg][b]Crepes[/b] [/url] - $4.00
Chef
[spoiler]Deadpool
A Hunter[/spoiler]
Janitor
[spoiler]BatmanBeyond07
TheCosmicCracker [/spoiler]
Waiter
[spoiler]Kc Kewlz
LeftShark
Sigimarus
Å Dūcçk[/spoiler]
Talk To Waiter To Take Order
Waitress
[spoiler]Spider-Man [/spoiler]
Talk to the Waitress To Take Order
Cashier
[spoiler]LemonyPingas [/spoiler]
Bouncer/Security
[spoiler]HopeXwhisper
Master Cheif
Church
GrubKiller91165
jDee[/spoiler]
Entertainment
[spoiler]Expand Dong[/spoiler]
[i]Health Inspector [/i]
[spoiler]Jarl Maiq[/spoiler]
Edit: Before you ask what we have look at [url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2zs4oEt3RYI]This[/url]
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3 Respuestas"Hello I'm Spider-Man I'll be your waitress today, what would you like to order?"
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16 Respuestas*walks in* this place still open?
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6 Respuestas*kicks open door, armor scuffed and scorched* *i sit* One beverage. My apatite is dead.
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2 RespuestasEverything is suppose to be made of chimichangas. Even the beverages
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4 Respuestas*cleans tables*
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1 RespuestaI will advertise by burning an add into a mountain
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4 RespuestasMay I buy 43 chimichangas (Hands you money)
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1 RespuestaSex pls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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5 RespuestasAre dead guardians on the list?
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5 RespuestasMore like Deadpool's Shit Shack amirite?
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6 Respuestas*looks around* Do you sell any sausage meats?
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1 RespuestaCan I have Emma from offtopic served on a platter
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3 Respuestas1 Dynamite-filled Chimichanga, please. *hands you the money*
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1 RespuestaI will be a sue chef. one thing you should know before considering hiring me: I actually just put salt on the food.
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2 RespuestasI would like to apply for Chef plz
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3 RespuestasCan I have a Raman noodle? Just one.
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7 RespuestasDEADPOOL IS DEAD. GET OVER YOURSELF
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30 RespuestasI'm finding being myself because I control army of the undead
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3 RespuestasGosh I'd rather be at Deathstroke's...
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9 RespuestasSo, what do you have?
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2 RespuestasYo deadpool I have a question for you
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5 Respuestas*hologram* your not going to try to eat me this time right
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5 RespuestasHis beverages are supposed to be blended chimichangas
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6 RespuestasWhy don't you have waffles ;-;
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1 Respuesta[i]Sits at his usual table in the corner by the bar with his paper.[/i] Gin, please.
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3 RespuestasI command you make me your safe keeper I keep safes safe I pay you with this *give 90 cats*