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Editado por Dolphinizer:
4/28/2015 2:53:48 PM
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Most awkward game chat moments
Whats is your most awkward moment in game chat?
Mine was raiding in #Density with this guy called "Kusherizer" and he and his friend are going on about their parents buying them weed and dealing drugs and I'm just silently sitting there judging them all über hard
[b]Edit: 250 replies, Im so cool![/b]
[b]Edit: 500 replies! I've never had a bigger erection[/b]
[b]Edit: 750 replies! Reach for 1000![/b]
[b]Edit: WE REACHED 1000! And Mom said I would never amount to anything! We showed her![/b]
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1 Respuesta>Be me. >We be waiting for everyone to get ready. >Decide to watch a quick Filmography. >My mic is super sensitive to audio. >Porn sound plays through mic. >Friends question what it is. >Try to shut it off. >Doesn't shut off. >Everyone realizes it was me. >It wasn't even that good. >:( >Spaghetti falls out.
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1 RespuestaThis kid in Cod (shut the -blam!- up I enjoy shooting ppl) was talking shit and his mom walks in and is begging him to get off the console and he's saying all kinds of horrible things to her and she says ur going to get sick from sitting in ur piss, apparently he never gets up from his spot. And I'm sitting here thinking what the -blam!- is wrong with this family
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2 Respuestas>be me >play gta online >join lobby >two other people in lobby >both mics are active >put astros on >both were fapping >to eachother fapping >abandon lobby >cut both ears off >burn them with fire >they DDOS me out of embarrassment >no internet for a couple hours >goes crazy >cabin fever >russian sleep experiment >rocket fox into space >i stay in space
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36 RespuestasPlaying crota's end on destiny Guy in fireteam gets a call from his gf Guy- "Can't talk now, doing the raid" GF- "Oh that thing again" Guy- "Yeah, I can't talk" GF- "My parents aren't home" Guy- "I don't know what you don't understand about 'I can't talk'"
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4 RespuestasI said "Yeah, this is how a [i]real[/i] man handles his rifle" Some random dude says "damn, you got one sexy ass voice" Me- "errrrhhhh... thank... you?" But in all hell seriousness, I have a pretty deep voice. I sound like those badass anime characters. Only, in English, but still cool.
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I was in a party with my friend, and he was having a chill conversation with this other guy, when this British kid goes "HELLO, HOW ARE YOU TODAY?" out of nowhere. It still makes me laugh to this day
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1 RespuestaEditado por thebignumber2: 10/26/2015 12:08:55 PMPlaying a raid with multiple black people (apes) One hint as to how that chat went [spoiler] nįgga nįgga nįgga nįgga[/spoiler] Also, if you see him on the forums, they gave Sixpennyport571 a nickname... iMac
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Editado por COLDSNAKE25: 11/4/2015 2:21:35 AM*Kings Fall Hard* *Crossing tomb ships silently* Suddenly hears through someone's mic: "(Insert name here) [b][i][u]clean the shit off of the walls!"[/b][/i][/u]
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10 RespuestasEditado por St33l Bu11et: 7/21/2015 10:42:33 AMI hardly ever see people in gamechat these days. All I've been playing lately is Destiny on my old 360. Do people even talk in that game? It seems like nobody ever has a mic.
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4 RespuestasThere's always that awkward greeting at the start of a chat room where everybody really tentatively says "Hello?"
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Heard a poral office beat a tub guy
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Me: "So you guys are brothers?" Then: "I'm a girl" Me: "Siblings?" Them: "No" Me: "friends?" Them: "we're married" Me: "oh"
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Hear a kid get beat by their parents.
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I was watching porn. Didn't realize the Xbox/Kinect were still on.
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7 RespuestasEditado por HOOPY0: 7/27/2015 2:11:08 AMWhen someone forgets to mute their mic when using the toilet.
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There's a few in sure, but can only remember one. Was in a fire team with my cousin and a guy on my friends list that I hadn't played with for awhile. We get through the nightfall and his mic was muted the whole time. We get back to the tower and are just doing whatever. My cousin hours to the bathroom and suddenly my friends mic is unmuted. I hear a woman yelling in the back and my friend yells back, cursing at her for not doing something right. They tell for 10-15 seconds before he mutes himself and promptly leaves.
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2 RespuestasWhen someone said " what u say to me, boy?" Jokingly, in a mock southern accent, to me. And I reply " are you talking to me?" The dude said yeah and I replied by saying that I'm a girl ._. He thought I was a 12 year old boy. Super awkward, since the other guy had his mic muted, and we were just 3 in orbit since the others left. The guy couldn't stop laughing, but I thought my voice made it obvious.
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I got you dolph Bump!
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4 RespuestasI forgot to mute my mic while taking a piss (it's wireless, obviously) and hear, "God dammit, Dahc! Mute your shit!" Oops.
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7 RespuestasI was in crota and I was gonna be sword bearer (as I always am) and I'm soloing lamps cause I hate when people get in my way and this was the exact convo that happend Me: Ima shove this sword up crotas ass so far the Greek gods will feel it Everyone: Haha hahahaha Awkward guy: I know that feeling well Me and every one else: *awkward silence* Me:Um..... what? Awkward guy: My uncle treated me like crota when I was a young man *sobs* Me and everyone else: Du-dude are, are you serious? Awkward guy: *continues sobbing*.........*breaks into really hard laughter* NAH I'M TOTALLY PLAYING 😂😂😂 Me and everyone else: *awkward silence*
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Or the one time I was in chat with some friends and I yawned, they all paused...dead silence...I guess it sounded orgasmic, so they wouldn't leave me alone about it afterward. Awkward lol
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>when this guys girl friend comes on the mic and I was the 1 in the raid who randomly joins. >Everyone starts hitting on her this shit hilarious what they are saying,"Like Brandon (aka the guy who's girlfriend is on the mic) you have no girlfriend you just pay people for sex and pleasure. >They are just going total ape shit roasting Brandon and hitting on his girl these dudes in the party were savages.
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6 RespuestasI'm gonna fight ALL THE BOSSES HermanMcHerman was massacred by Eye of Cthulhu.
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45 RespuestasOh my god! A girl! What!? Guise it's a girl! Pics or gtfo Wunt sum fuk? I saw her first! I'll let you teabag me! No me! Lemme follow you *39 Friend requests*
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Mitochondria
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2 RespuestasIn tf2, I played as demo man and lost the match Spy faced stabbed me [i]spy: I just faces stabbed a demo man Team m8 1: yea stab him Team m8 2: take out the other eye[/i]
