I glimmer farm the exclusion zone for hours just so i can go to her counter and buy hundreds of ev-30 tumblers. I spend half my time in the tower, on top of her shop, listening to her talk to herself the cute and silly way she does. I love Tess :)
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Voiced by the lovely Claudia Black, I believe...
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•___• wut
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Ikora Rey makes me want to settle down...
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She wanted to blow me yesterday.. Sorry dude but I think you're in love with a skank
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Dude wtf she was just telling me the other day she wants to smash u
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7 RespuestasEditado por JDTurkelton: 2/22/2015 3:51:48 PMShe is in fact Aeryn Sun from Farscape. If you have never watched the show, get it and watch it. You think you are in love with her now.... :-)
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4 RespuestasOkay but Banshee-44's (Gunsmith) voice though.
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1 Respuestaholliday is my favourite. she's a space redneck! "come on down, ah'll passya a beer through the air lock you sexy thang! where'd ah leave the BBQ sauce?"
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2 RespuestasEva Lavante is a MILF!
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3 RespuestasI cry everytiem
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3 RespuestasTess Everis is voiced by Claudia Black of Farscape and Stargate fame. Of course you're in love with her.
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1 RespuestaEverybody has no love for the three-eyed Eris Morne.
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Were you the same guy on Missed Connections on Craigslist confessing your love for the same woman?
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Editado por Mardithon: 2/23/2015 6:22:05 AMWanna hear a secret? I boned Tess on the floor of her shop. That weird -blam!-er Rahool was watching, but she didn't care. Tess likes when people watch.
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2 RespuestasYou play way too much.
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1 RespuestaDude the shipwright is my gal of choice
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BRUH...... Go home your drunk
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2 RespuestasShe has seen so many Guardians, she can't tell their faces apart. BTW, she flirts hardcore with my male Titan and Warlock, but with my female Hunter it's "You know I can't help you."
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1 RespuestaI call her Morrigan. I can't help it.
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...... do you eva lavante?
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1 RespuestaI'm in love with the coco
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What about the useless wench next to the speaker?
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Well I'm in love with the CoCo.
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Yea I think she likes me. Always says hi when I go by and I always give her my precious time. <3
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This is awkward for you. Everyone knows Tess is mine!
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2 RespuestasI've been looking to get an ibanez, im kinda broke though, and left handed..