Lol title says it all what would you do for *in a Dr.Evil voice* "1 million dollars" . Lets see if theres any funny comments
I would give RNGesus a blowjob for a million dollars
Edit: Thanks yall for posting some of the most funniest stuff i have ever seen on the forums lol it may not have been completely about Destiny but it was hilarious and way better than reading people bitching on here.
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Run around the Georgia Dome but naked until I hit 5 miles then I'd walk another 5. Then hopefully get a job as an Atlanta Falcon Running back with my miraculous display of conditioning and 0 -blam!-s given.
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Nothing. Half would be taken in taxes ($500,000 left), I would want a house so maybe $250,000 for one ($250,000 left), property taxes between $1,000-$4,000 year lets go high 40 years at $4,000=$160,000 ($90,000 left), then power electric etc you guys get the picture. Would still have to work anyway to live. So in answer to your question, I would work for $1 million. That is all.
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I would sacrifice a pinky......maybe both
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Anything but kill a kitten
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Give bill gates a hand job
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Suck a lot of a D
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Pretty much anything to be honest. That's some serious scratch that I could semi-retire off of. 40 years of retirement, yes please!
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Not a lot. 10,000,000 though... Maybe some homoerotica? I'd be able to afford the therapy afterwards for sure
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As a straight male I'd suck a dick for that much and enjoy it
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I'd do pretty much anything that doesn't Lose me a body part or body function.
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would you eat some rotten toes while having a fat guy piss all over you and a dildo being shoved in you're dick hole
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I'd use the khostov on crotas end
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I will tell people Destiny having excellent story, well designed mission, very intense boss fight, fair and satisfied loot system, well worth DLC.
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I would create a game...name it something cool, like "Legend". I would talk about how great it will be, how different from everything else, how amazing, what a great story it would have. I would make every gamer wait with huge anticipation for this great game. And then.....I will bring out this unfinished product, with the lamest story, basically no story, I would do everything I could to make my player's experience suck, more and more with each update I make. I would punish their creativity and use of brain power by changing the rules on them so they can't use their strategies to beat my bosses. And finally I would brag about what great game I have. I would sit in my office and grin with joy when I see the forums for my game.
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Smoke weed everyday
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Kill a man
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I would murder anyone for that money.
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Your mom
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Set my car on fire, with my ps4 inside it, after I deleted my destiny characters.
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Delete my 3 31 characters
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Not give food to a starving african child.
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Vote for Obama again or say I like Obama care
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Tell people I voted for Obama
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Million, please.
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9 out of 11I would crash a plane
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No limit