I would create a game...name it something cool, like "Legend". I would talk about how great it will be, how different from everything else, how amazing, what a great story it would have. I would make every gamer wait with huge anticipation for this great game. And then.....I will bring out this unfinished product, with the lamest story, basically no story, I would do everything I could to make my player's experience suck, more and more with each update I make. I would punish their creativity and use of brain power by changing the rules on them so they can't use their strategies to beat my bosses. And finally I would brag about what great game I have. I would sit in my office and grin with joy when I see the forums for my game.