>on toilet for last 20 mins
>taking a shit
>big chunk stuck in my ass, been trying to push it out to no avail
>mfw
Should I just wipe and call it a day or keep trying?
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Raise your power level to its max. The effort required will force the shit out.
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Fission Mailed [i]OP has died.[/i]
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Edited by Swagu: 10/29/2014 3:13:01 PMUse some tongs.
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Edited by carpet brain: 10/29/2014 6:38:59 PM[quote]#TheShitpostChronicles[/quote] The only thing to do is go about your day until you feel movements in your lower gut again and then proceed to [i]finish this fight.[/i]
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It'll be easier if you pull the dick out of your ass first. I make that mistake sometimes.
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Get a huge hunk of toilet paper, and neatly roll it up. Then, using a flat side of the rolled paper, align it so the centre is where the dangle berries are, with the paper in line with your buttcrack/gooch. Then pinch around the poo (being careful so only the paper touches it), squeeze as hard as possible, and yank it out. It will hurt, and almost all of your buttcrack hair will be ripped out. But it's worth it.
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Never give up
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get up in there
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Scream like you're turning Super Saiyan, works for me.
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I was in that situation once [spoiler]Had to use my fingers [/spoiler]
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If you're still trying I recommend using a Phoenix Down. PUN PUN PUN
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Take a pill called man up
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Try and try again...
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Build up your strength and release [b]all[/b] of it in a burst of pure energy.
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Pull it out manually
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Punch yourself in the stomach. It'll come out for sure.
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Do what my dog does and just rub it out in the carpet
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Wow... you haven't pulled out your emergency feather to tickle your nose to force a giant sneeze to free that chunk? Amateur.
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You do know how Elvis died right?
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Become Legend
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I have this issue evey 6 months, drink warm prune juice for results.
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As a child, my uncle once pushed his pushing muscle clean out his arse trying too hard and my gran had to push it back up. [spoiler]The moral of the story is don't strain too hard[/spoiler] [spoiler]True story BTW[/spoiler]
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Tickle your asshole. That should work
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don't be a quitter...
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Drink lots of prune juice.
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ur screwed obv