10. It didn't clean my house while I was at work, after repeated commands to do so.
9. It doesn't smell nice like my wife after a bubble bath.
8. I went to PvP and some asshole shot me in the face with a fusion rifle. Rude!!!
7. Apparently it wasn't enough to keep Robin Williams alive.
6. The name of the game reminds me of a stripper I dated back in the early 90's and she broke my heart and I don't wanna talk about it so shut up!
5. "Destiny" can be anagramed to "Ed's Tiny" and it's not nice to make fun of other peoples' genitalia. Plus, that's Ed's girlfriend's problem, not Bungie's.
4. I like to dedicate at least 20 hours a day to beating a video game because lets face it what else do i have to do and unless i am the best i am nothing and i'm bored already because ive run out of things to do and also i have no idea what punctutation is or how to use it or even why anyone would need such a thing
3. The dance moves are ghey. Why can't my character do a Funky Chicken??? WHY, BUNGIE, WHY???????
2. I really like the game but my negativity gets more responses from my fellow forum readers and I like attention.
1. I'm a 12 year old entitled jerk who probably talks back to his mama.
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How the -blam!- is it entitlement when you expect a certain outcome BASED ON WHAT BUNGIE SAYS and you are disappointed with the result. Entitlement means having a right to something, no one is saying that. People are disappointed with the game and for good reason. You're the little cry baby that can't accept the game is a fail. Look at the impartial, unbiased facts: Gamespot gave it a 60, the PS4 average on metacritic is a 75, droves of people on here are disappointed. Can you really defend the game's story? Can you really defend the fact that the end game content is just a repeat of the campaign content? You're the fkin lil bitch that can't face reality. There really are 10 reasons Destiny blows: 10. The story 9. Engrams that give lower tier gear than the engram 8. Quantity of content. 7. Lack of main character with a personality, or any character for that matter 6. 2 Vanguard Marks per strike 5. Getting kicked out of a mission at the end and missing a piece of loot. Why the -blam!- kick us out? 4. The shotguns - they point at the ceiling after a shot 3. Some of the avilities 2. The classes - all play the same 1. Your mother
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1 Reason Kenotaur is a Prick 1.You think people give a shit about your opinions.
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What kind of game is this? It cant even give me a blowjob while making me a sandwich and performing mozart all at the same time. Pre order canceled.
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I was lolling all the way until I read #1. Because I have a 13 year old nephew that... Man, ooh, I'm getting worked up just thinking about him. -blam!-ing fat, slob, punk, disrespecting, "name calling cuz he knows he won't get his teeth knocked out online", RedBull drinking, Frito stuffing, immature a-hole. I really hate that kid. I hate when he comes over, and I have to pretend to like him.
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Laughed through the whole thing. Genius.
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They were all fun but [quote]7. Apparently it wasn't enough to keep Robin Williams alive.[/quote] that's just wrong.
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1. No dragons 2. No realistic gravity on the moon 3. I have to EARN legendary items 4. What do you mean I can't just press a button to instantly win? 5. My back aches 6. Every gun needs ammo 7. Mars only appears red because of its atmosphere, its surface is actually a variety of brown/grey/red, and there aren't any aliens there 0/10 for accuracy 8. There's been 6 other entries since I complained about the lack of dragons and there are still no dragons 9. The Speaker is voiced by Bill Nighy and he doesn't do any Davy Jones impressions 10. George Harrison was the best Beatle.
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10/10
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I love you for making this thread for the ungrateful brats who were far too overhyped.
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I love your post come to think of it it hasn't cleaned my house either interesting
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I heard #3 will be addressed in a future expansion with the addition of dance studio, confirm/deny?
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The Robin Williams thing stung a little but hell, he would've laughed. Good stuff. xD
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Dude too soon for Robin Williams....
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For those of you who opened this up just looking for reason to hate destiny, buuuurrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here. Have the internets. You deserve it.
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Thank you for the laugh #priceless
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Plot twist. I like it. I was expecting to come in and see the first line say "everything else out of the water" and then proceed to be 10 awesome things about it.
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MY MOM !!!
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I'm 12 and what is this
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Dude, Robin Williams.... TOO SOON! Mesosadnow.
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Edited by Barry MacCockiner: 9/14/2014 12:53:19 AMHahaha! Well played Interwebs. Well played.
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Your post is invalid, you have put in the title " Official" thats wrong for a start as Bungie did not make the thread, your points 1 and 2 are probably correct, about yourself. Simple answer so you might understand it, if you don't like the game stop crying and stop playing it................
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+3 internet points.
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13/10 bravo
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I think I love you.