I was lolling all the way until I read #1. Because I have a 13 year old nephew that... Man, ooh, I'm getting worked up just thinking about him.
-blam!-ing fat, slob, punk, disrespecting, "name calling cuz he knows he won't get his teeth knocked out online", RedBull drinking, Frito stuffing, immature a-hole.
I really hate that kid. I hate when he comes over, and I have to pretend to like him.
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why cant i up-vote or "like" this on here or something? the fact you hate your nephew so much has made my day. Thank you
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Glad I'm not the only uncle that despises his nephew. I feel slightly less bad about myself. I [i]live[/i] with mine, and he's 11. Little shit bought Mass Effect 3 (my favorite sci-fi series) without ever seeing/playing the first 2, cuz "it's the newer one and it looks cooler than the others". He listens to your typical, modern radio, Top 40 Hit List crap - I control the radio one time, turn on some Led Zeppelin, and the little punk states "this band is making me hate music". I just wanna back-hand him >:(
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Sounds like my little cousin that I accidentally kneed in the stomach and dropped to the ground before...felt good.
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hahahaha That was quite the insult!! Fantastic!!
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Let it all out, man. We're here for ya.