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How does Hitler turn on his BBQ grill? First, he turns on the gas...
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I would tell a gay joke... ...butt f*ck it... ...gay jokes aren't funny... ...cum on guys!
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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? [spoiler]he had no hands[/spoiler] Why couldn't Sally go to the school dance [spoiler]she was brutally chainsawed to death the night before[/spoiler] What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? [spoiler]where's my tractor[/spoiler] Why couldn't jimmy run in the marathon? [spoiler]he broke his legs falling off a tree[/spoiler] Why did he fall of the tree? [spoiler]a refrigerator was thrown at him[/spoiler]
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(This guy plays on xb1 for the record) My wife was getting worried that I was playing to much Destiny, so one day she came into this sitting room wearing a bath robe then she got my attention and let the bath robe fall to the ground to reveal her naked body, that Xbox has never turned of faster, anyway, the next few days whenever she got tired of me playing she did exactly the same thing and I was getting tired have having to keep quickly turning my Xbox off, so I got my friend to program my kinect to turn off the xbox whenever it see's her naked body, but then she got smart and started holding up a nude picture to the kinect, moral of the story... Absolutley nothing ad that was focking pointless !!!!!!
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Why did the destiny players changed their characters to exo [spoiler]because the human had 2 inch dick[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a ginger and a snake? One of them is a cold, heartless creature that slithers around in disgust and the other is a snake.
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Where did Mary go during the bombing? Everywhere