Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? [spoiler]he had no hands[/spoiler] Why couldn't Sally go to the school dance [spoiler]she was brutally chainsawed to death the night before[/spoiler] What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? [spoiler]where's my tractor[/spoiler] Why couldn't jimmy run in the marathon? [spoiler]he broke his legs falling off a tree[/spoiler] Why did he fall of the tree? [spoiler]a refrigerator was thrown at him[/spoiler]