[quote]Soccer sucks[/quote] You mean football. [quote]We kicked your ass in 1776[/quote] Correction. The French, Spanish and Dutch kicked our asses. You only took full credit for it. We cut our losses and left you traitors to grow so big that your weight would pull you down the fiscal cliff. I think a wafer thin mint is all it takes for you topple. We kicked your ass in the war of 1812. Specifically, 1814, when we marched into your capital city almost unopposed, after which we then proceeded to burn it to the ground, but not before sitting down to a nice hearty meal conviniently layed out (complete with wine) and mockingly toasting your president. During the same war, you tried to invade Canada. We then proceeded to wipe the North American continent with you. In battles where you had thousands, we had mere hundreds and you still lost. Your invasion was easily repelled. We did this all while fighting Napoleon and his French Empire. How much more humiliating did the war have to be for you? [quote]The king and queen are gay as hell[/quote] We only have a queen. 60 years and she's still going strong. During that time, you've had several heads of state. One was assassinated. One was almost assassinated. Several started pointless (and illegal) wars and invasions. One had to resign because of a scandal. One was impeached. And so on and so forth. [quote]We saved your asses in WW1 and WW2[/quote] Wrong and wrong. You came into WWI [i]one year before the war was going to end[/i]. After Germany continuoulsy raged submarine warfar against you [i]and[/i] after the UK intercepted a message from Germany to Mexico saying how Germany would back Mexico in an [i]invasion of the USA[/i]. So, in effect, we saved you from being invaded. How about a thank-you? We were going to win the war anyway. Germany was in state of negotiations with the allies. Tanks were rolling into German occupied territory and there was rioting in Berlin because of limited food supplies. The German government was heavily in debt, as the Kaiser had taken several loans to finance the war. Money would have eventually run out (no sea trade due to the blockade), the German government would have been forced to end the war due to events in Berlin (due to a British blockade), and if more tanks would have been deployed, the war would have ended sooner, as Germany would have lost a lot more territory. WWII is a whole different ball game. We held our own against Fascist Germany for a year. We gave it its first defeat in the Battle of Britain. We partially crushed the Luftwaffe and stretched thin Germany's capabilities to launch into areas outside of its control. The North African theatre was relatively stable without the USA; British forces pushed the Afrika Corps back to Tunisia without the USA. You're arguing as if the USA was the keystone to Allied victory; that without the USA and only without the USA, victory would have been impossible. This is wrong. Without any of the big three (UK, USSR, USA), victory would have been impossible. Each power was just as much a keystone as the others were. If the war had the USA and USSR, but not the UK, the war would have been lost. If the war had the UK and USA, but not the USSR, the war would have been lost. Pull your head out of your ass. Also, we saved you in the Pacific. So did the USSR. So did France. We all had our parts to play in the Pacific theatre. Many attacks were USA/UK combined, and several Japanese plans were picked up by British intelligence. The Manhattan Project, don't forget, had several foreign scientists, including British and Germans. We were key players in the weapon that helped defeat Japan. How about a thank-you? [quote]You guys sound -blam!-ing gay[/quote] Who'll become China's bitch in the not-too-distant future? I'll give you a hint: it's not going to be us. You'll definately feel gay then.