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Edited by Popes Long Arm: 7/29/2015 2:49:40 AM
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Anyone Know the Quickest Way to Get Rid of a Sore Throat?

I've been really sick for the past week. My other symptoms have passed, but I still have a really irritating pain in my throat when I gulp. Any suggestions? Things I've tried: Aspirin Soup Tea Vitamin C Semen (no homo) Cough Syrup Cough Drops Slat Water

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  • 1. Aquire arsenic, water, sulfuric acid, cyanide capsules, a chainsaw, a spoon, and a glass. 2. Pour the water in the glass. 3. Drink the water. 4. Rest until your throat is healed. 5. Break the glass. 6. Jam everything from the above list into your throat. And that's how you kill two birds with one stone; helped one guy with his throat problem, and relieved the world of one shitposter.

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