1. Aquire arsenic, water, sulfuric acid, cyanide capsules, a chainsaw, a spoon, and a glass. 2. Pour the water in the glass. 3. Drink the water. 4. Rest until your throat is healed. 5. Break the glass. 6. Jam everything from the above list into your throat. And that's how you kill two birds with one stone; helped one guy with his throat problem, and relieved the world of one shitposter.