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Edited by jordanc_535:
7/13/2015 4:07:23 PM
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In dire need of cheering up...
Had a super rough last hour or so and would like some positive stuff before I go to bed. Post anything you like even if dark humor and thank you so much because I genuinely appreciate you all.
Edit 1: Last night I attempted to OD, but am only alive because I was convinced to throw up all the pills. So thank you guys for giving me some motivation to get out of bed and face today. Any tips with recovery would be appreciated. I am cutting out the person who broke my heart and it's feel impossible to move on...
Edit 2: This is really helping. I'm way better right now than I would have been by myself. Thank you flood and keep posting dank memes or other jokes/advice!
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