Why shouldn't you iron a Four Leaf clover? [spoiler]because you don't want to press your luck[/spoiler] What do you call a magic owl? [spoiler]WHOOdini[/spoiler] Why shouldn't you buy velcro? [spoiler]because it's a ripoff[/spoiler] What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? [spoiler]A pizza doesn't scream while its in the oven[/spoiler] I would tell you a 9/11 joke. [spoiler]But that's just [b][i]plane[/i][/b] wrong[/spoiler] What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? [spoiler]A Boy Scout returns from camp[/spoiler] How do you fit 100 Jews in one car? [spoiler]The ash tray[/spoiler] Why are pirates called pirates? [spoiler]dunno, they just ARRR![/spoiler] What do you call a bunch of Frozen terrorists? [spoiler]ICEIS[/spoiler] What rock group has for men who don't sing? [spoiler]Mount Rushmore[/spoiler] Why shouldn't you play poker in the jungle? [spoiler]Too many Cheetahs[/spoiler] How do you organize a space party? [spoiler]You planet[/spoiler] Did these help?