Had a super rough last hour or so and would like some positive stuff before I go to bed. Post anything you like even if dark humor and thank you so much because I genuinely appreciate you all.
Edit 1: Last night I attempted to OD, but am only alive because I was convinced to throw up all the pills. So thank you guys for giving me some motivation to get out of bed and face today. Any tips with recovery would be appreciated. I am cutting out the person who broke my heart and it's feel impossible to move on...
Edit 2: This is really helping. I'm way better right now than I would have been by myself. Thank you flood and keep posting dank memes or other jokes/advice!
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Well I don't have much to say, except that shit happens, and when it does it's for the greater good. As cliché as it sounds.
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Goochy goochy goo!
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Get over it, fgt. Go join the military or some shit.
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I recommend going and talking to a counselor or a therapist. Get to the root of why you want to commit suicide, and then form an action plan to change it. You can also call this number 1 (800) 273-8255, which is the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And try to remember that while life can be become overwhelming, it can do that for EVERYONE, and you're never, EVER alone... despite of how alone you feel. This thread alone shows that.
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KNOCK knock..
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Here's a little something to cheer you up :D
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Squeeze me plz
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Edited by Zazphy: 7/13/2015 7:30:40 PMHere's a little something to cheer you up :)
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Are you religious?
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http://i.imgur.com//9ArtD.gif
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Find your happy place.
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Cant remember what this "paste' is so here goes..
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Don't rely on outside stimulus for happiness, that is a pitfall. Forget about people and their opinions, they don't fücking matter. Be grateful for what you have, and get off the damn internet. Go find a way to enjoy life, and don't forget to smile. The simple act of smiling can actually improve your mood and spark happy memories. If all that fails, remember this: suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, and also suicide is for cowards.
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You are worthless sack of flesh flying on a rock through space
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Why couldn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie
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You're name is quite fitting in this case.
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Find someone that you love and try to spend some time with them. I find that helps me when I feel like crap.
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U must destiny and smoke weed
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Have you tried turning it off and back on?
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I could use it too. My dog died yesterday kinda torn over it.
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Aye private message me yeah?
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Watch red vs blue!
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(x) doubt
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Or if you're more into Pulp fiction...