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7/26/2013 5:44:08 AM
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4 types of Christians

1. Good hearted 2. Activist 3. Obsessed 4. "Believer" 1. Good hearted Christians are great people who always serve others. They love everyone and are always trying to solve problems peacefully. They always remember Christ but they don't force it upon others. 2. Activist Christians make the rest look bad. They always want to start fights with people and tell everyone "if you don't believe you are going to hell!" 3. Obsessed Christians are a little annoying. They try to force you to see their way and if you don't they like to get angry. They only care about making you believe in Christ. Even if you aren't willing to accept him. 4. The "Believers" act Christian around church or church friends. Then they turn around and start sinning. If all Christians were # 1 it would be a glorious day.

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  • Edited by abba61: 9/15/2014 3:31:50 AM
    Tfw is Jew

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  • I know this was bumped but I'll comment anyway. I would classify myself as #1, I believe in God and all and I hate it when both atheists and theists force their views on people, it's annoying to see. I wish people both atheists and theists were more like the #1 option.

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  • Edited by CAPO 9: 9/12/2014 9:04:30 PM
    I think #1 is better defined as individuals who follow Jesus, those who have been truly born of God. Their regeneration is marked by being transformed into a new creation, one who is filled with the Holy Sprit of God and by this Spirit, united with God and given the strength to honor and glorify Him. A Christian is called to be a light in a dark world---to be the body of Christ, the Son of God, the Savior of mankind. Christian is simply defined as: Christ Like, one who looks, acts Like Christ. It's not easy, we all fall short, but we all have the Holy Spirit to help us grow more and more like Jesus our Lord and we must be one in Christ, working together and fighting together, the good fight until the end.

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    • Now we need a: 4 types of atheists 4 types of feminists 4 types of LGBTs (cuz we all know they are basically the same) 4 types of dogs 4 types of gamers 4 types of muricans 1 type of Muslim 4 types of floodians 4 types of typing 4 types of girls/guys 4 types of juice And 4 types of sarcasm

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      • If all atheists would shut up about religion and mind their own business it would be a glorious day. But that'll never happen. They'll just keep complaining and complaining until people stop listening to their childish rambling.

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        • Edited by die wily: 7/26/2013 3:05:16 PM
          You forgot the type of Christian that desperately tries to justify the intrinsic stupidity of his beliefs by creating a set of arbitrary, childish caricatures.

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        • You forgot the type 7. A Christian that has actually read the bibble and now identifies as an atheist.

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          • Numbers two and three sound like different variations of the same kind of person, aggressive, obnoxious, and usually a little below the bar when it comes to intelligence...and, of course, annoying.

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          • You forgot dead

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          • What about option 5, the ones that physically assault or kill others that don't believe what they believe?

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            • Number 4. The Vatican. Some religious leaders (said religion being Christianity, not to suggest that there is only one religion.)

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            • Where's the "I only go because I'm forced to" Christians?

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              • Edited by Dustin Time 4Bed: 7/26/2013 2:59:49 PM
                You forgot evil Christians who think gays are going to burn in Hell for eternity. I'm looking at you Avy you whore cu­nt bitch.

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              • what if i define myself as a christian deist?

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              • Good hearted, but I feel like a douche saying I'm good... I'm like "believer", but I do try to help others and not glorify church...

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