before Destiny: he was the Bungie.net Community Manager after Destiny: he's now an Alcoholic drug addict who has been driven to the brink of madness by us. he hears our whiny voices in his head, and his face twitches when he hears "nerf" ,"suck" or "Update". he breaks down into tears while writing updates, knowing the pain that is to come. he would do anything to quit his current job, and become a master of Wordplay. he has been mentally scarred by his time dealing with us, and is now pitied by everyone, even by Sewage Workers, who deal with less shit than he does. (nothing against Sewage Workers btw). and on top of all that, most of his friends and colleagues have been replaced by the Materialistic, money-grabbing, selfish and uncaring staff of Activision, whose boss whips DeeJ whenever he says something nice to us, while wearing a Dominatrix outfit that was bought with the money from CoD camo packs. every day is a rough day at work. you hate Mondays? not as much as he hates Thursdays.