before Destiny: he was the Bungie.net Community Manager
after Destiny: he's now an Alcoholic drug addict who has been driven to the brink of madness by us. he hears our whiny voices in his head, and his face twitches when he hears "nerf" ,"suck" or "Update". he breaks down into tears while writing updates, knowing the pain that is to come. he would do anything to quit his current job, and become a master of Wordplay. he has been mentally scarred by his time dealing with us, and is now pitied by everyone, even by Sewage Workers, who deal with less shit than he does. (nothing against Sewage Workers btw). and on top of all that, most of his friends and colleagues have been replaced by the Materialistic, money-grabbing, selfish and uncaring staff of Activision, whose boss whips DeeJ whenever he says something nice to us, while wearing a Dominatrix outfit that was bought with the money from CoD camo packs.
every day is a rough day at work. you hate Mondays? not as much as he hates Thursdays.
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Dominatrix outfit. Lmao. "Reply to posts now you little scum!" (Said in Russian accent)
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Don't forget Tuesdays. Xur sucks
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Xur appears on Fridays..
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No shit I was just adding that he sucks
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This is by far the most disrespectful post i have ever read since owning a PowerMac from 1995 and BBS's. Calling him an alcoholic drug addict is serious defamation of character not to mention abusive. He has a wedding ring on, I'm sure he's a fun great guy who is very stressed and overworked. For all we know he could have kids and be a great father. You can disrespect him all you want.. But in the end.. Is he a better person than you? Kinder, better work ethic, doesn't treat people in a condescending manner. This is the epitome of disgust due to this de-personalized medium being more popular than ever. You have created bad karma.
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If I had a work ethic like Deej, I'd be fired now.
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I think you should look up the definition of Satire, as that's what my post is. In all honesty he probably is a good guy, I just don't agree with his work ethic.