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12/16/2014 11:07:29 PM
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I did a bad thing today...
And now I'm getting ready to sleep on the sofa.
My clan mate decided it would be amusing for me to swap all the pictures ofe and my girlfriend around the house to pictures of destiny. My girlfriend already has a deep rooted hatred for destiny.
Needless to say, when she got in to find the picture of us at a wedding and various others swapped out to display my love of the game she became furious. She slammed the bedroom door and won't let me in....Unless I wish to receive a death stare that even crota couldn't muster.
Well atleast now I can finish crotas end in peace.
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#Destiny
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12 RepliesSounds pretty dumb to get mad over. Then again I'm in the dog house myself I've been married for seven years, we met in college were I received my degree and she dropped out early. This year she decides she wants to go back to school. During her advance psychology class her daily assignment was to ask ten different people what the top three things you need to have a healthy relationship. After she ran down the list of friends and family I was lucky number ten. She asked me just type my three things and she would "proof read" them later before submitting. She got up to go bath our third child (4 months old) while I sat at the computer. Now I have a bad problem with thinking I'm funnier than I really am. So I started to make my list. I started off legit 1. Loyalty (important) 2. Similar mind set (opposites attract but you need to have similar life goals) 3. Never do ass to mouth after eating Taco Bell (eating a burrito while on my 6th beer is where this one sprung up from) Later the next day I'm traveling for business. I receive a text that read "ass to mouth you son of a bitch". My reply "pretty funny stuff, huh" Her next reply "YA real FCKIN funny, here read this email" Now as I'm reading this email it reveals that she is now dropped from the course due to vulgarity She texts again "you happy with yourself, you going to apologize" My response " apologizes for providing good advice? Why don't you apologize for not proof reading" It took a week for her to forgive me after I got her back into the class via an email apology to her teacher. They let her back in but I had to sign a attachment email stating I would never participate it any future assignments.
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Just bang her then you'll both live. [spoiler]jk [/spoiler]
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LOLOLOLOL
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Looks like you won't be seeing THAT loot cave for a while.
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4 RepliesThat's what happens when you use pictures of your favorite stripper.
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That is hilarious. My girlfriend effing loathes this game.
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No not the wedding photos!
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Just another Hive witch with a fire shield
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My wife has logged more hours in Destiny than I have. But still, I think she would be just as mad if I did that too...
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Startled the witch haha
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She's enraged... There's no winning now.
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2 RepliesYou've awoken the wive!
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7 RepliesJust wipe
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5 RepliesHow are you going to explore the dark below now?
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push her off the ledge!
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1 ReplyThis is hilarious. I wish this would happen to someone
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hahahahahha you are the lord of trolls
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Not the brightest bulb on the tree, are ya? Take care of your girl, or she'll find someone else who will.
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Ahhhh. This is too funny. I know the feeling.
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7 RepliesJust shine a flashlight at the doorknob for a few minutes and it should unlock...
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1 Reply"The Deathsinger prepares her song"
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1 ReplyDon't worry, you can reset on Tuesday.
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This happened. Good story brah
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Easily the best thing I have heard all day
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2 Replies-walks in- Fake "girlfriend" in first paragraph "wedding" in second -drops mic and walks out-
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You should print out a bunch of old pics of her and splice them into pics of destiny. Make sure she's the hero in every pic. Right?
