Sounds pretty dumb to get mad over. Then again I'm in the dog house myself I've been married for seven years, we met in college were I received my degree and she dropped out early. This year she decides she wants to go back to school. During her advance psychology class her daily assignment was to ask ten different people what the top three things you need to have a healthy relationship. After she ran down the list of friends and family I was lucky number ten. She asked me just type my three things and she would "proof read" them later before submitting. She got up to go bath our third child (4 months old) while I sat at the computer. Now I have a bad problem with thinking I'm funnier than I really am. So I started to make my list. I started off legit 1. Loyalty (important) 2. Similar mind set (opposites attract but you need to have similar life goals) 3. Never do ass to mouth after eating Taco Bell (eating a burrito while on my 6th beer is where this one sprung up from) Later the next day I'm traveling for business. I receive a text that read "ass to mouth you son of a bitch". My reply "pretty funny stuff, huh" Her next reply "YA real FCKIN funny, here read this email" Now as I'm reading this email it reveals that she is now dropped from the course due to vulgarity She texts again "you happy with yourself, you going to apologize" My response " apologizes for providing good advice? Why don't you apologize for not proof reading" It took a week for her to forgive me after I got her back into the class via an email apology to her teacher. They let her back in but I had to sign a attachment email stating I would never participate it any future assignments.