How does it feel knowing that while you sit at home wondering why you don't have that qt. 3.14 innocent gf, your future wife is blowing Chad's dick? She's having the time of her life with Chad, giving her all to him. Meanwhile, you're probably going to be a virgin until your mid 20s, maybe hooking up with one or two of Chad's used-up skanks at the most, until you meet "her."
One day, when she's old, and her boobs are saggy and she's been used up by Chad more times than you can possibly imagine, she'll settle for you after she's gotten it all "out of her system" and is ready to offer a sexless domestic life to a beta male provider.
And for those already married or in a relationship, you're already in the final stages. Your wife or girlfriend gave herself to more men than she could possibly count. Someone else had her, it wasn't always you, and there's a good chance that you'll never satisfy her as much as her many [i]many[/i] previous partners have.
Tell me how this undeniable truth makes you feel?
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It's ok It's not your fault that you have a small penis
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Edited by Legend To None: 4/19/2014 4:04:31 PMI will make her know the [i]New[/i] meaning of Orgasm! She will have no control for 20 minutes. She'll turn into a vibrator herself. She'll have so many muscle spasms her lactic acid will have to exert faster than any human has exerted lactic acid. Let's just say she literally won't be able to move for a while
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Sounds like a personal problem.
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Shit, I didn't know Chad Warren got off his lazy arse ever, thought he was having too much fun with his PS3.
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Edited by Upperclass Bum: 4/19/2014 6:35:16 AM[quote]How does it feel knowing that while you sit at home wondering why you don't have that qt. 3.14 innocent gf, your future wife is blowing Chad's dick?[/quote]I have a future wife? That poor, unfortunate bitch... [quote]She's having the time of her life with Chad, giving her all to him. Meanwhile, you're probably going to be a virgin until your mid 20s,[/quote]Well... I do turn 21 in November and will more than likely still be a virgin, so... Yeah, sounds 'bout right... [quote]maybe hooking up with one or two of Chad's used-up skanks at the most, until you meet "her."[/quote]You're telling me I have a chance at the great Chad's leftovers and I'll still eventually meet "her"? Oh boi! It's coming up sunshine and roses for me... [quote]One day, when she's old, and her boobs are saggy and she's been used up by Chad more times than you can possibly imagine, she'll settle for you after she's gotten it all "out of her system" and is ready to offer a sexless domestic life to a beta male provider.[/quote]Well, at least she'll be broken in and won't expect much from me... [quote]Tell me how this undeniable truth makes you feel?[/quote]Pretty damn good.
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Meh...I'm looking for a woman that won't care about my sexual experience. If she's going to not like simply because I'm a 22 year old virgin well then she's not for me. I guess my ideal woman would have to be similar to me then in that regard, someone who has little sexual experience.
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Ok, have a nice day.
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We all know you speak from experience OP
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>16 >have qt 3.14 virgin gf >she wants me to be her first >I'm virgin too u wot m8
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Just for the record you guys... I'm not Chad. I'm not any exception to this. I'm simply posting the truth so you realize it before it's too late.
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I hope OP doesn't think he is Chad
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Op is beta Virgin himself Tries to make himself feel better by putting others down. 0/10
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Screw the girl, I'd rather have a taste of what Chad's got cooking...
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NOT ALL GIRLS ARE LIKE THAT. IT'S NOT ALWAYS TRUTH. I THINK YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE YOU GOT DUMPED FOR BEING SMALL.
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Hey op, we don't need your biography.
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Not even trying.
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>TFW I'm chad
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OP just had sex for the first time
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What does Chad McThundercock offer other than physical pleasure?
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It doesnt make me feel, then again im not sure what a beta male is.
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OP is a beta describing his life.
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[quote]How does it feel knowing that while you sit at home wondering why you don't have that qt. 3.14 innocent gf[/quote] wat?
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but im not
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Or you can start lifting like I did to avoid that fate.
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>beta >male >virgins Finally, a thread that doesn't apply to me. I am unstoppable.
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The problem isn't that betas are betas, it's that betas go for girls who like guys like chad. Not saying it's about league, more like state of mind. I know it's difficult for alphas like you to imagine, but girls aren't just pools for you to dip your dick in, ejaculate, and then mistreat. their people, and sometimes it seems like even they don't know it, which I blame primarily on douches like you, granted that's probably not you either. Your probably just as much of a beta as we all are, except your in a trolly polly mood. And any of you reading this don't feel like some white paladin for not trolling at the moment. We all go there sometimes, it's fun. We all know that. Point is just because some guys are "betas" (Which is an utterly bland term, that came into popularity by equally bland people) doesn't mean their going to be settling, or taking sloppy seconds. It means they're just looking in the wrong places, for the wrong kind of girl.