[quote]How does it feel knowing that while you sit at home wondering why you don't have that qt. 3.14 innocent gf, your future wife is blowing Chad's dick?[/quote]I have a future wife? That poor, unfortunate bitch...
[quote]She's having the time of her life with Chad, giving her all to him. Meanwhile, you're probably going to be a virgin until your mid 20s,[/quote]Well... I do turn 21 in November and will more than likely still be a virgin, so... Yeah, sounds 'bout right...
[quote]maybe hooking up with one or two of Chad's used-up skanks at the most, until you meet "her."[/quote]You're telling me I have a chance at the great Chad's leftovers and I'll still eventually meet "her"? Oh boi! It's coming up sunshine and roses for me...
[quote]One day, when she's old, and her boobs are saggy and she's been used up by Chad more times than you can possibly imagine, she'll settle for you after she's gotten it all "out of her system" and is ready to offer a sexless domestic life to a beta male provider.[/quote]Well, at least she'll be broken in and won't expect much from me...
[quote]Tell me how this undeniable truth makes you feel?[/quote]Pretty damn good.
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[quote][quote]How does it feel knowing that while you sit at home wondering why you don't have that qt. 3.14 innocent gf, your future wife is blowing Chad's dick?[/quote][b]I have a future wife? That poor, unfortunate bitch...[/b][/quote] I lost my shit.