How to get money in 3 easy steps

So today(black friday)I was looking to buy a brand new flatscreen tv.I had to beat up about four-hundredtwenty people just to get to the darn thing and nearly got punched sixty nine times.It is amazing how much you can remember when you're nearly killed.When I finally got to the flatscreen,I realized that I only had about twenty-one dollars.I rushed home to look at my list of how to get money in three easy steps.I didn't want this to happen to anybody else so here is the list: [spoiler]Step1.Get a job. Step2.Work at your new job for about 2-4 years so that you can have ALOT of cash. Step3. Get all the money that you have saved up and enjoy.[/spoiler] You might also want to spend your money wisely so that you won't have to do this for a long time but if you mess up and spend your money on shots and gambling,then don't worry because all you have to do is repeat the steps.Enjoy and share. [spoiler]By the way,does anybody want something from Mcdonalds? If so then give me a couple hundred dollars and I might bring you something extra 14,15,20.[/spoiler] numbers to letters