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Edited by xXZeroShikiXx: 1/31/2015 8:10:57 AM
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Destiny "Yo Mama" Jokes

Is she fat? Stupid? Ugly? Immature, worn out, often ridiculous, and always good for a cheap laugh. I'd like to see what everyone comes up with, so please join in and throw out your best destiny themed Yo Mama jokes. "Yo mama is so fat, her jump ship can only hop". Edit: [Cool, up to 58 replies, seen a lot of awesome ones out there too lol, keep em coming]
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  • My mom is dead, her ashes have probably completely degraded by now so she isn't stupid, fat, or ugly. Unless not being able to qualify makes you all of the above in which case... -blam!- YOU WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA?!?!!!??! [spoiler]Yes my mom really is dead I could go into details if you want, but I doubt that would do any good.[/spoiler]

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