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Edited by GouldBerg988:
1/17/2015 8:48:11 AM
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Exotic Bullshit Detectorupgrade: How to single out a Loudmouth on the forum with ease
Dear Fellow Guardians, who feel the need to feed us cock-and-bull-stories about how they made legend,
Take some time to fake your legend, remember anyone can check out your stats. Don`t insult your fellow guardians by claiming: I headshoted Omnigul in the Nightfall while my Team even wasn`t fully spawned. Put some effort into it, so it will be more fun for other Guardians to debunk your selfcreated Myths.
Here some tipps&tricks for anyone who enjoys exposing [b]Bullshit[/b]:
[b]The typical PvP-bigmouth [/b]will regularly post a scoreboard where he comes in first place getting nothing, while the Player with the worst kd on his team will get an Exotic. He usually will start his post with: "I regularly top the Scoreboard, so this picture shows that RNGesus is evil," He doesn`t even realize that it takes max 15 seconds to debunk his statement by going in his medal score and checking "on the bright side" and "the best around". He didn`t made the post to "proof" that RNGjesus is evil, he wanted to get our admiration how big of a PvP-Shark he is. Guess what :he is just another goldfish who tried to get his 10 seconds of Fame.
[b]The typical PvE-bigmouth[/b] will regularly claim: Nightfall solo is easy, done it under 20 minutes, Hard Raid is easy done it under 45 Minutes etc. Then when you check out his stats and asking him about his bad kd in Raid or why there is no scoreboard of his Solo-Nightfall he will make up wild stories how he switched characters during Nightfall while his buddy came in to prevent the wipe but then left again etc.
He will also say sth like: "[b]How much of a Looser are you to check out my stats?[/b]" (Thats a dead giveaway btw, it is only topped by "locking" your stats, making your profile private, after being exposed as a Loudmouth)
He will also regularly moan about almost anything in the game and claiming a refund, despite the fact that his stats say that he plays 3+ hours a day since Launch.
[b]I dare anyone to feed me now his own self-made Bullshit story. I will grade it on a Bullshitscale from A to F[/b]
But remember: In the end Math always triumphs.
[b]Edit[/b]: So a while ago I accused [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/User/Profile?id=6037842]YversReaver[/url] of Bullshiting when he claimed he could solo Crota`s End. One month later he proved me wrong by recording [url=https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=644808675629615&pnref=story]his solo run of Crota[/url]. I´m sorry for having not the necessary faith in his statements. (Also I will have to upgrade my Exotic Bullshitdetetcor)
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20 RepliesThe thing about soloing Nightfalls is, for the most part, it's totally possible; but it's also totally [i]pointless[/i]. In almost every case, every enemy down to the weakest trashmob is packing f*ck-you-and-die damage thanks to the burn, there are more enemies, they shoot more, at least one additional enemy type has an overshield, and anything tougher than a peon trashmob can 1HK players with Lightswitch (including players 1 level over the mission difficulty level). The almost-inevitable answer by most players is to hide back at maximum range, in safe-rooms and similar areas, camp-sniping everything. The whole affair becomes not a test of skill, but a test of patience. It's the definition of not-fun. Nightfalls with teammates are wholly different. You've got some resiliency since your buddies can rez you if you get kacked - but you don't want to be a burden on the team, so you're trying to pull your weight and not die. But since everyone can back each other up, you can fight out in the open (for the most part) and take down enemy waves MUCH faster. Sometimes you do have to take cover (like when the Wizards swarm out in this week's strike), but generally you can lay some smack down on fools. My average time soloing most NFs is probably 30 minutes or more. With buddies along, it's way less - 20 minutes at the very outside, typically less. Plus you can shoot the sh!t while you play, tell jokes or troll the enemies you're fighting, melee each other in the back of the head, and other shenanigans. It's just more fun, and more productive. That's one of the reasons I try to be available to friends for NF runs even if all my toons have already done it for the week - it's just the right thing to do. I get happy when a friend rolls an Exotic even if I get like 5 Strange Coins or something.
