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Edited by tvViSt3Dgc: 1/6/2015 11:31:12 PM
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Do you dance to appease RNGesus?

My clan does. Before we open a raid chest we are always sure to appease RNGesus with the gift of poorly coordinated, pixelated and out of touch dance. It has been scientifically proven to almost always sometimes kind of work. With those cold hard facts you too can share in the wealth that is just waiting for you! Step one: battle your way through totally not rushed raid mechanics to your first chest. (Or in the case of CE you can just find the first chest alone by totally not taking advantage of a non exploit of wiping and looking for a light) Step two: gather around said chest and position yourselves anywhere you like because it's fun to push each other out of the way so that at least one person cannot loot the chest and then has to wait for everyone else to move their arses out of the damn way. Step three: Bring the funk. Do not be apprehensive about experimenting with different dance combinations (I.E the Awoken dance with its clearly well thought out choreography and the Exo dance with its possibly racist "robot" moves thrown in). No combination is wrong and all serve to appease RNGesus. Step four: Ignore steps 1 - 3, you can do whatever you like and the grim reality is that RNGesus cares not what you want. He exists only to gorge himself on the tears of our fellow Guardians. This blight must be exterminated and shown no quarter. All hail Megatron! -credit to PlayerXVII for getting us all to dance to appease RNGesus ;)

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