Mine is "How do you win?" Or "what's the point of the game" or when I die "wow you suck"
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"What does the sun look like?" Can't stand this question because I always get it wrong
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Why don't you get a life? |:[
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Can you make this your last game?
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"Why don't u go hang out with friends " Talking to them in a party :/
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What do you do in it? I hate this question, maybe if you f***ing watch me play we can both save our breath.
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Me: *Minding business fighting Dark souls 2 boss.* Sister: *Slithers out of her lair to disturb said business minder.* Me: *Sees slithering snake prepares for annoyance.* Sister: Hey is it okay if I watch T.V.? Me: Sure lemme finish this boss and make it to the next bonfire. Sister: But my show comes on in 5 minutes! Me: Your show should pick better timing. Wench: What are you doing anyway? You should go outside more. Me: You should keep said opinion to thine self. Sister: *Grabs remote while I'm focusing on not getting removed from existence.* Sister: *Changes T.V. input to cable.* Me: *Grabs sister by shirt throws on ground, proceeds to thoroughly curb stomp ovaries.* Whore: Why are you so violent? Me: -blam!- off. Heretic: Give me back the remote. Me: -blam!- off a cliff. Me: Switch back to Dark souls 2, repeat boss that was 2- swings from a graveyard.
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When playing with a sibling to be nice Younger sibling: How do I shoot? Me: Push the right trigger. *5 mins. Pass YS: How do I shoot? Me: Push the right trigger. *rinse and repeat for the next hour* Me: Alright, we'll play again some other time. YS: Yay! Me: ಥ⌣ಥ
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"What's the point of this game?" "Maybe watch instead of annoying me."
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"How do you do ______." Why don't you git gud and figure it out? Bunch of Bradygames babies. Makes me sick.
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Guy: Oh yeah I know GTAV, I love playing that Me: So what else do you play? I like Just Cause 2 better but I can see that GTA has a different style Guy: Uhh Just Cause? I play COD and play Clash of Clans on my phone Every person that isn't classified as a nerd says that at my school. Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty are the only games 60% of the guys at my school play. God damn jocks...
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Have you played Destiny? I hear it's really good. [spoiler]whomever told you this lied.[/spoiler]
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*rages on dark souls* Friend: why are you even playing this if you aren't even having fun Me: shut up coward you don't even -blam!-ing know what the -blam!- -blam!-ing fun -blam!-ing is Friend: woah calm down bro Me: *intensity intensifies*
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Edited by FrostD: 5/6/2015 11:23:14 AMMe: *playing Bloodborne* "Can I play?" Me: Uh... what games do you usually play? "Candy Crush. WoW. Game of War." Me: No... No you can't play.
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"Is that hobby of yours going to get you a paycheck?"
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"Aren't you too old for videogames?"
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"What's the point of this game?" Okay, what's the point of those shows you watch? Scandal? How to get away with Murder? Jane the Virgin? Once Upon a Time? What is the point of those shows? [spoiler]I hate it when my friends, family or anyone else say that. A tv show is just as much a time waster as a flipping Video Game.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I only watch Game of Thrones and MLP[/spoiler] [spoiler]yes i'm a brony[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm a brony that likes spoilers[/spoiler] [spoiler]yolo[/spoiler]
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Oh and my buddy who's 32 was playing gta killing people and blowing shit up has his fiancé walk in and say "honey... you would never do this in real life... Right?"
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"When are you going to grow up and stop playing video games?" Uh bitch wut? I'm 19
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It's not really a question but it's when people claim I'm a psychopath because of the games I play or when the media claims a kid killed someone because he played halo 3 two weeks before the murder.
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Telling people what to do an how to do it
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"Have you eaten today?" I FEED ON THE SOULS OF DRAGONS!! "It's 4:00 AM! How aren't you tired?" AINT NO REST FOR THE WICKED "You need a shower, is that mold?!" OH NO, NONONO, SOAAP. SOAP!!!!!! What games did I quote?
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Xbox or playstation?
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Am I black. That's the number one question I get ask everyday when I play any game. Like black people is a rear thing to see playing a game lol
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Not a question but when someone says, "get a life" or call someone a "no life"
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Wife-did you hear what I just said? Me-yes. Wife-what did I say? Me-............ guardian down!!
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When I get told to go outside or go talk to my friends when I'm in a party chat talking to my friends face palm