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5/31/2008 6:48:49 PM
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Bungie's new map revealed (now with agreement count)

I have seen countless threads discussing Smuggler. Come on people. Isn't it obvious? What map would make the community happier than ever? What map is undeniably linked to the Smuggler name and the clues given by Bungie? Of course if you are not a retarded baboon you will know its LOCKOUT!!! I am so excited for Lockout. I know some may say that they already remade Lockout, but I say no. Blackout is a joke. Where is the magical light lift? They replaced it with a fan? Come on now. Thats unacceptable. Also where did the green room go? Its not green. Where am I going to go know to dress in camo with the shotgun? Blackout is a failure. Now to my proof. Smuggler. Just look at the name. Spelled backwards its Relggums. Starting to see the connections? Now look at Lockout spelled backwards. Toukcol. Am I the only one that thinks its weird. When you spell each of these backwards, they end in the same letter they start with when you spell them forward. Try telling me there are no connections now. Now even look at the names. Lockout. If you are locked out of somewhere you are going to have to be smuggled in, duh. Now think of Lockout it had Shotgun Many guns Under glass Glass Green room Library Enough guns Rooms Now look at the first letter in each. What does it spell? You got it. Smuggler. So it was clear long before Bungie released the weekly update yesterday, but I guess they have to give you idiots direct clues for you to understand. [quote] REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. [8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure. REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request. REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE Still waiting for maintenance and security detail. [24 hours] elapsed since request. REPORT: SECURITY BREACH LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced a security breach via emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits. Emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits have been placed in recursive mode to contain unauthorized hostile lifeforms. Request emergency security detail. Still waiting for primary maintenance and security detail. [2512332 hours, 14 minutes, 6 seconds]elapsed since initial request. REPORT: DERELICTION OF DUTY 2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security. [/quote] That is taken directly from the weekly update. Lets start at the top. "Containment Failure" Clearly this means they were going to remake the map Containment, but failed. So naturally they move to Lockout. LF .Xx. 3273 Now come on. If you don't understand chinese Binary then you should just stop reading now. For those of you who actually know how to comprehend Chinese binary you will understand how this clearly points to a Lockout remake. Next we have "research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. " Now I'm no Shakespeare expert, but I am positive this came from his famous sonnet called "The Lockout" Its all coming together. Then there is "[8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure." Eight minutes just happens to be the average time it took to play one game on Lockout. I've tested this several thousand times to be sure. Next Bungie says "Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request" 32 minutes and 9 seconds. Exactly how long my nap was yesterday. I was napping on my porch because I was LOCKED OUT of my house. It doesn't get more obvious Finally we have "2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security." lax as in Lacrosse. We all know that Bungie are trying to hide their status as pro lacrosse players, but that is not the definitive evidence. Maintenance and security. Lockout had bad maintenance and security. Whenever you throw a grenade dust comes up. Wouldn't happen if maintenance had been cleaning like they were supposed to. Security was also bad. People were always falling off of Lockout. Security should have put higher walls. I think this whole argument is the only evidence we need. Clearly if you disagree you still don't get it. Don't even waste my time. I can't wait until we have a real Lockout to play on. [u]OFFCIAL AGREEMENT COUNT[/u] Agreed- 134 Disagree - 70 [Edited on 06.02.2008 8:29 PM PDT]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ryaaan14 I'm not sure which is funnier, the content of your post, or people responding thinking you're serious. +1 cookie[/quote] Definately the people who think its serious. There should be a new compulsary class in school called Satire Studies.

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  • haha, lol, good conspiracy theory it's so obviously another version of lockout, why can't you guys see??

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  • Hmmmm, Smuggler stands for: stupid, mother, ugly, guy,girl,love, enter ,retard

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Godzillayates1 Your saying instead of one succesor and one remake. Now we get annnother Lockout but exactly the same. No, the code name Smuggler has robbed you of your own common sence my good sir. And if Smuggler is Lockout well... I'll kick my self in the head and sit on a broom stick.[/quote] UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!!! Absolutely amazing!!!!! I posted on this yesterday and I cant believe 24 hours later, people are still THIS stupid! Seriously get a -blam!- education you stupid morons.

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  • You have a lot of evidnece here but I'm just going to say that it's a massive coincidence. But on the other hand, if we had a 100% remake of Lockout I will be very happy. Edit: Lol, I cracked, yep It's a joke. [Edited on 06.01.2008 2:28 AM PDT]

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  • i think it is relic because the crashed albatross could be replaced with a a smugglers ship there is lots of water a lookout post for watching for army and police officers flood outbreak- they could have used it as a biological weapon and a base for storing items SIMPLE [Edited on 06.01.2008 2:18 AM PDT]

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  • How can someone possible take him seriously while having the mental capacity to formulate thoughts into words and type those words on a keyboard? Geat post, I loved it. And I'm sure you're getting a great deal of satisfaction from the people that took you seriously.

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  • I highly doubt that they would do that.

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  • this is a joke right?

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  • Your saying instead of one succesor and one remake. Now we get annnother Lockout but exactly the same. No, the code name Smuggler has robbed you of your own common sence my good sir. And if Smuggler is Lockout well... I'll kick my self in the head and sit on a broom stick.

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  • WOW... to all of idiots.. ( i only read first page cuz im lazy =p) HE IS MAKING FUN OF THE PEOPLE WHO TAKE ALL OF THIS "EVIDENCE" AND SAY WHAT MAP IT IS!!! *note: the CAPS is for emphasis*

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  • You sir, have made me smile. Making me smile over the internet is hard. Thus, you get a cookie. [url=http://achievementgen.info/view.php?ach=10740] I Have cookies. [/url]

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  • I'm not sure which is funnier, the content of your post, or people responding thinking you're serious. +1 cookie

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    Lets see Lockout? No we have a map called GAR-DEE-AN(Guardian) Black-out(Blackout) Seriously Get lost

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  • I lol'd, especially at the chinese binary bit.

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  • There were major Lols to be had here, at first. Until I considered that you might be serious. Then I lol'd a little more at all the kids who think you are. [Edited on 06.01.2008 1:43 AM PDT]

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  • Bungie is not going to make another Lockout remake, if they didnt, no one would buy it. I don't know about you, but Blackout plays the same as Lockout, if not better than. Smuggler has a better chance of being Prisoner from Halo 1.

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  • Epic Win. Good post OP - I can't believe we didn't realise the connections before-hand; I can't wait for Smuggler!

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  • lmfao this guy is my hero and lmfaox1000000000 at the kids who think hes serious

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  • rienstien are you fretarted? it is a joke J-O-K-E nice work dude i love the bit about your nap on the porch

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zZHillyZz probably one of the funniest things i have ever read on these forums. However, it is a tiny bit sad that it probably took you like 3 - 5 days to think of all that. good job.[/quote] To be honest I wrote this in 10 minutes after I saw all the idiots speculation. Its pretty funny to make fun of people.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TX Avenged [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin073 Aesthetic wise, [b]no remake will look the same[/b]. Not really. I know there were some in Halo 2, but if they don't look the same, doesn't mean they aren't the same. The only difference is that there are little jumps that are made easier. That's it. They replaced the grav lift with a fan. They replaced the green room with a brown room. So what? All this makes more sense with a human themed map, rather than a covenant themed map. :) Great job with the humour![/quote] Have you seen Last Resort? lol.[/quote]Yes, I know,. I just think it's strange that some people think it's not a remake if it doesn't look exactly the same.

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  • probably one of the funniest things i have ever read on these forums. However, it is a tiny bit sad that it probably took you like 3 - 5 days to think of all that. good job.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin073 Aesthetic wise, [b]no remake will look the same[/b]. Not really. I know there were some in Halo 2, but if they don't look the same, doesn't mean they aren't the same. The only difference is that there are little jumps that are made easier. That's it. They replaced the grav lift with a fan. They replaced the green room with a brown room. So what? All this makes more sense with a human themed map, rather than a covenant themed map. :) Great job with the humour![/quote] Have you seen Last Resort? lol. [Edited on 05.31.2008 4:51 PM PDT]

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  • Thank you. So much, for making my day.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Jeff x7 I can't comprehend how poeple who loved lockout hate blackout. The geometry is 99% similar.[/quote] please dont ever say that again

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