[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfTeen If you're going to try and prove something, make sure that there's actually anybody who agrees, huh? Blackout is officially Lockout. End of story. Okay, they look different. So? The play the same. You're pinning together things that make no sense. Bungie isn't going to record your nap and put it in as an easter egg unless you're actually someone special. I'm not coming to this thread again, end of story. No replies from me. n00bs like you deserve to be ignored.[/quote] Oh really? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfTeen And for your information, I do know that this is a joke thread. I'm making fun of the n00bs who think that this is serious.[/quote] Didn't sound like it from your last post. You're such an idiot.

And for your information, I do know that this is a joke thread. I'm making fun of the n00bs who think that this is serious.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rienstien THEY REMADE LOCKOUT TWICE, SHUT UP. people always comp[lain, im not usually an angry person, i am angry about [i]remaking[/i] blood gulch.[/quote] ROFL-seriously guys, you have to read the entire thread before clicking "reply". Haha, made my day! [Edited on 06.01.2008 4:13 PM PDT]

If you're going to try and prove something, make sure that there's actually anybody who agrees, huh? Blackout is officially Lockout. End of story. Okay, they look different. So? The play the same. You're pinning together things that make no sense. Bungie isn't going to record your nap and put it in as an easter egg unless you're actually someone special. I'm not coming to this thread again, end of story. No replies from me. n00bs like you deserve to be ignored.

Holy -blam!- you're a genius

this kid is stupid... "if u spell them backwards they end with the same letter the actual word starts with" OFCOURSE ... spell cat backwards its gonna end up tac. OMG SO COOL

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr_Blakerz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B 14 ... [/quote] [url=http://www.youfai.org] YOU BELONG HERE [/url][/quote] Um, what is www.[b]youfai[/b].org? ... OP = comedic gold. [Edited on 06.01.2008 4:01 PM PDT]

This thread is 7 pages long and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I were the first person to know this is a joke thread.

Are you retarded? ANY word ends in the letter it started with when spelled backwards. Want proof? Retarded Dedrater OMGZ HACKZ!!!!

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Your right! Bungie purposefully disappointed us with a Lockout remake the first time, so we would be astounded by the second remake! It all makes sense now!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B 14 I have seen countless threads discussing Smuggler. Come on people. Isn't it obvious? What map would make the community happier than ever? What map is undeniably linked to the Smuggler name and the clues given by Bungie? Of course if you are not a retarded baboon you will know its LOCKOUT!!! I am so excited for Lockout. I know some may say that they already remade Lockout, but I say no. Blackout is a joke. Where is the magical light lift? They replaced it with a fan? Come on now. Thats unacceptable. Also where did the green room go? Its not green. Where am I going to go know to dress in camo with the shotgun? Blackout is a failure. Now to my proof. Smuggler. Just look at the name. Spelled backwards its Relggums. Starting to see the connections? Now look at Lockout spelled backwards. Toukcol. Am I the only one that thinks its weird. When you spell each of these backwards, they end in the same letter they start with when you spell them forward. Try telling me there are no connections now. Now even look at the names. Lockout. If you are locked out of somewhere you are going to have to be smuggled in, duh. Now think of Lockout it had Shotgun Many guns Under glass Glass Green room Library Enough guns Rooms Now look at the first letter in each. What does it spell? You got it. Smuggler. So it was clear long before Bungie released the weekly update yesterday, but I guess they have to give you idiots direct clues for you to understand. [quote] REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. [8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure. REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request. REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE Still waiting for maintenance and security detail. [24 hours] elapsed since request. REPORT: SECURITY BREACH LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced a security breach via emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits. Emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits have been placed in recursive mode to contain unauthorized hostile lifeforms. Request emergency security detail. Still waiting for primary maintenance and security detail. [2512332 hours, 14 minutes, 6 seconds]elapsed since initial request. REPORT: DERELICTION OF DUTY 2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security. [/quote] That is taken directly from the weekly update. Lets start at the top. "Containment Failure" Clearly this means they were going to remake the map Containment, but failed. So naturally they move to Lockout. LF .Xx. 3273 Now come on. If you don't understand chinese Binary then you should just stop reading now. For those of you who actually know how to comprehend Chinese binary you will understand how this clearly points to a Lockout remake. Next we have "research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. " Now I'm no Shakespeare expert, but I am positive this came from his famous sonnet called "The Lockout" Its all coming together. Then there is "[8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure." Eight minutes just happens to be the average time it took to play one game on Lockout. I've tested this several thousand times to be sure. Next Bungie says "Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request" 32 minutes and 9 seconds. Exactly how long my nap was yesterday. I was napping on my porch because I was LOCKED OUT of my house. It doesn't get more obvious Finally we have "2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security." lax as in Lacrosse. We all know that Bungie are trying to hide their status as pro lacrosse players, but that is not the definitive evidence. Maintenance and security. Lockout had bad maintenance and security. Whenever you throw a grenade dust comes up. Wouldn't happen if maintenance had been cleaning like they were supposed to. Security was also bad. People were always falling off of Lockout. Security should have put higher walls. I think this whole argument is the only evidence we need. Clearly if you disagree you still don't get it. Don't even waste my time. I can't wait until we have a real Lockout to play on. [/quote] [url=http://www.youfai.org] YOU BELONG HERE [/url]

I really love reading all the comments of the people that think this is a serious post. Thats why i love posts like this.

I crown this: Thread of the Day.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B 14 Now to my proof. Smuggler. Just look at the name. Spelled backwards its Relggums. Starting to see the connections? Now look at Lockout spelled backwards. Toukcol. Am I the only one that thinks its weird. When you spell each of these backwards, they end in the same letter they start with when you spell them forward. Try telling me there are no connections now.[/quote] All words you spell backwords end in the same letter as the beggining letter when you spell them backwords! C-a-t starts in C. T-a-c ends in C! D-o-g starts with D. G-o-d ends in D!

Retard, spelled backwards it is Drater, look it ends with the same letter as Retard!

That was awesome. Nice job!

^ Your a freakin -blam!-tard. [u][i][b]IT WAS SATIRE!!![/u][/i][/b]

[quote]Blackout is a joke. Where is the magical light lift? They replaced it with a fan? Come on now. Thats unacceptable. Also where did the green room go? Its not green. Where am I going to go know to dress in camo with the shotgun? Blackout is a failure.[/quote]Bungie told us that Blackout is the UNSC version of Lockout. If you don't believe me, then look [url=http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&cid=13413]here[/url]. It is the second question asked. [quote]Now to my proof. Smuggler. Just look at the name. Spelled backwards its Relggums. Starting to see the connections? Now look at Lockout spelled backwards. Toukcol. Am I the only one that thinks its weird. When you spell each of these backwards, [b]they end in the same letter they start with when you spell them forward.[/b][/quote]Uh, what the hell do you mean??? [quote]Now even look at the names. Lockout. If you are locked out of somewhere you are going to have to be smuggled in, duh. Now think of Lockout it had Shotgun Many guns Under glass Glass Green room Library Enough guns Rooms Now look at the first letter in each. What does it spell? You got it. Smuggler.[/quote]Well lets see: -You said "Under Glass", and followed that with "Glass" so there would be two G's in the acronym -You said "Many Guns", then at the end, you followed with "Enough Guns". If there is already "Many Guns" listed, then it is obvious that there is enough. [quote]Next Bungie says "Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request" 32 minutes and 9 seconds. Exactly how long my nap was yesterday. I was napping on my porch because I was LOCKED OUT of my house. It doesn't get more obvious.[/quote][sarcasm]Because your nap has everything to do with the return of Lockout itself.[/sarcasm] [quote]Finally we have "2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security." lax as in Lacrosse. We all know that Bungie are trying to hide their status as pro lacrosse players, but that is not the definitive evidence.[/quote]Lets look at the definition of lax: [b]lax - adjective[/b]: 1. not strict or severe; careless or negligent. 2. loose or slack; not tense, rigid, or firm . 3. not rigidly exact or precise; vague. This clearly shows that "lax", as used in that report, is not referring to Lacrosse. Next time, use your brain; don't just type what comes off the top of your head; learn other definitions other than the very first one that pops up into your head. I rest my case.

lol

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Cashmere I Pure win. Thank you.[/quote]

Very intresting, except for Blackout. Still your very good solving riddles.

Epic

Thanks guys, I love to see people support this thread. I also love to see idiots discuss it.

My -blam!- god people. OP, I was just going to say that your thread rocked beyond belief, but it's become apparent to me that most people on this forum are mentally retarded. Can't you guys -blam!- understand a joke?! Have any of you people calling him ignorant or flaming him because there already is a Lockout remake, even read the thread? All of you, fall in a ditch and die. Epic win, OP. Epic win.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ryaaan14 I'm not sure which is funnier, the content of your post, or people responding thinking you're serious. +1 cookie[/quote] Definately the people who think its serious. There should be a new compulsary class in school called Satire Studies.