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Is she going to kill me or eat me?
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Fûck her right in the pùssy
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Stare and smile. If she gets angry tell her she's pretty. If she doesn't kill me I'll probably know why.
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Keep the conversation going. Appear way more interesting than you really are. Its just like a very cold date
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... (Day 1) "Know what I like to do on weekends? Not die. That's a favorite of mine." (Day 2) "Hey, you've got wings, but like skeletons. Skeleton wings. Cool huh." (Day 3) "...and this is a selfie of me in Vegas. And this is another selfie of me in Vegas. And here's one more s--" (Day 4) "...if Han [i]didn't[/i] shoot first, it ruins his entire character arc!" (Day 5) "So, another round of 'I Spy'?" (Day 6) "Please stop crying." (Day 7)
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Talk about the weather, the efficiency of carbon dating and the life cycle of the marijuana plant.
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Grind up, roll up, light up. 😙💨👍
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Do we have Netflix in this room? Because she and I are not missing out on a binge of Marco Polo and How I met your Mother.
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I ask her if she knows how to make pizza
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Kill Muslims for no reason
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Ayy gurl, yoo wan sum fuk?
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The wings would be used as dildoes
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Ask her if those giant wing things can be used as a lock pick
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if she looked like this^ then lots of things.
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Go grab the flamethrower I keep for emergencies.
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Fuk her right in the pusssy!!
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Whatever she wants, she's hot
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Edited by ARagingNewb: 1/6/2015 3:57:46 AMBye have a great time
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Kill her. She doesn't stand a chance. Especially because she's a woman.
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What's she from?
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"We'll bang, okay?"
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Death by snusnu
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Just cuddle...
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U gotta do wat u gotta do
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Release the virus
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Give her the DNA[spoiler]see what i did there[/spoiler]