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12/28/2014 12:53:22 AM
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Prove Santa isn't real.
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I was naughty one year and still got presents.
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Y sante is nut reel: 1. He's a fgt 2.he's a fgt 3. He dos not it frostid flaeks 4. He has no sweg 5. He's a fgt 6. He cant git 736 btches in a dey 7. Santa is nut iloominaty 8.December i a mith
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Santa = Illuminati Santa has 5 letters. 5 - 3 is 2. 2 x 69 = idontfkinkno Idontfkinkno divided by 3 is nien. 9 / 3 is 3. 3 sides of triangle. illuminati confirmed. [spoiler]ayy lmao( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI don't have a chimney and I still get presents
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3 RepliesI was just nine years old, I loved Santa so much. I had all of the merchandise...
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Santa is just Satan spelled with a typo.
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I'm Santa.
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12 RepliesCandy canes are shaped like J's Candy canes are real J is the first letter of Jesus' name Jesus is real Jesus was born on Christmas day, the same day Santa provides the world with gifts. Santa is real Your move, neckbeards.
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I got nothing for xmas , I was good all year.
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"Santa how come you never get me presents?" "Because yotr family is poor"see? Santa is sensible. Real people aren't
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Lol at all the replies. You guys are hilarious.
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1 ReplyHe was real. Then he brought me underwear. You can figure out the rest.
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Batman with prep time
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1 ReplyHow can a old man be so fat
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No, of course not. It is written down in a book that I choose to believe in, therefore it is irrefutable evidence that he exists and that science is wrong.
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Fine, buy yourself a flat without parents nearby, and stay awake all night.
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2 RepliesOne xmas eve I waa kicked out of my house and slept on the porch. Got pneumonia and frostbite and almost died. That's when I knew santa was a fraud.
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Porch day?
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He never got me that stuffed stegosaur I asked for every year even though I was always good. Hmph... Cant even get a dinosaur for christmas... Whats this world coming to? Grumble...
