I will follow you into the breach, past the furthest stars, and into a brighter future. For our children, and their children's children, we forge a new path. We carve out the Darkness and make our own fate. Our own Destiny. The stars are calling Guardians. Will you heed their summon?
(For a limited time, get a free Dead Orbit wristband when you join)*
*While supplies last, only at select Dead Orbit retailers, limit one per member
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I only have one member. :(
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Then you get ONE wristband. Enjoy it.
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Does it also work as a cockring?
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I use mine as a cock ring! It's purple.
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The ring is purple, or your...ahem?
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Dead Orbit does not condone, or promote the use of our limited time wristbands in the following way.
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"Limited time" seems to be a perfect parallel for my use of a cockring...
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You sure seem to like talking about cocks. I'll just be leaving now.
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Come on. You should stay. This could be good for both of us.