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Edited by Şpøöký ßëåř:
12/21/2014 6:30:36 PM
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What's in your Copy Paste List?
What have you got in reserves for when a certain "predicament" occurs? Here's mine...
For salty situations:
[spoiler] http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/53676205.jpg [/spoiler]
For gr8 b8s:
[spoiler]Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 888-888-8888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.[/spoiler]
For NOPEs:
[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/U7Hfw.gif[/spoiler]
For shitposts: (Contributed by, The Cellar Door)
[spoiler] My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. My mother said to me, "don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway. [/spoiler]
For Desticles: (Contributed by, WOOKIE ON CRACK)
[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/xlKclp4.gif[/spoiler]
For Intimidation: (Contributed by, TheFlyingNarwhal)
[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/9ZRq0vM.gif[/spoiler]
For Impliers: (Contributed by, Enderwolf1013)
[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/RS90kfa.gif[/spoiler]
For anything:
[spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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1 Reply[spoiler]What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo. [/spoiler]
