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Edited by Şpøöký ßëåř: 12/21/2014 6:30:36 PM
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What have you got in reserves for when a certain "predicament" occurs? Here's mine... For salty situations: [spoiler] http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/53676205.jpg [/spoiler] For gr8 b8s: [spoiler]Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 888-888-8888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.[/spoiler] For NOPEs: [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/U7Hfw.gif[/spoiler] For shitposts: (Contributed by, The Cellar Door) [spoiler] My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. My mother said to me, "don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway. [/spoiler] For Desticles: (Contributed by, WOOKIE ON CRACK) [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/xlKclp4.gif[/spoiler] For Intimidation: (Contributed by, TheFlyingNarwhal) [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/9ZRq0vM.gif[/spoiler] For Impliers: (Contributed by, Enderwolf1013) [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/RS90kfa.gif[/spoiler] For anything: [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]

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  • [quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]are you ready for [spoiler]lenny[/spoiler][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]

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    • Here's some crap from my stickies http://stuffpoint.com/jackie-chan/image/thumb/34807-jackie-chan-meme.jpg JACKIE CHAN http://sequart.org/images/picard-facepalm.jpg CAPTAIN PICARD http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EHK6TZk7VHY/UBzLvk-kYaI/AAAAAAAAARw/i1WARiEDAF0/s1600/1339174789948.jpg IMPOSSIBRU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU the x files http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c ha gay! http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/didnt-read-lol.gif didn't read. http://squarewave.ytmnd.com/ horrible beeping http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i60/2/11/15/frabz-kill-yourself-050909.jpg kill yourself http://i.imgur.com/ETrp9pp.jpg stfu http://nooooooooooooooo.com/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GgflscOmW8 didn't read lol video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvqJ1mTkEuY shit just got real http://i.imgur.com/xp8CYgx.jpg time to duel http://www.myinstants.com http://www.staggeringbeauty.com i don't even know https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7922339328/h5558706A/ jimmies unrustleable http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oScCgxuId98#t=44 https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7849894144/h722D1883/ ripping head open https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmhXlv6K0cg half life 3 rick roll http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/322/431/fcc.gif I can't even... gif http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3w1endtmPo&app=desktop its time to drop the bass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeObc8pDWt8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnrnKtxJTdM I'm so fresh... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyDZQ8FBB1o I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass. https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8160809472/h3ECFC035/ its a metaphor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sPO1MbwnAE ha ha ha hello there sexy http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/067/633/cera.gif Prancing Cera http://i.imgur.com/Uy3GlPi.gifv the greatest thing ever I prefer to live in the moment tho and find relevant stuff on the go

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      • Edited by hokie23aa: 1/2/2015 10:58:48 PM
        It appears that the upcoming DLC scheduled for Destiny has been leaked. The leak stems from this blurry image, whose sourcing is suspect, but is claimed to have come from an actual Bungie production meeting. So, after House of Wolves this coming March 10, there will be a major DLC pack called Comet: Plague of Darkness this September, and after that, a pack partly named Vex, and after that, Forge of Gods. Our sources claim Comet is the second major DLC pack coming for the game. It’s not Destiny 2, but interestingly enough, it will be sold on disc. It will have three new subclasses, two new weapon types, a new base level, and a new location, called Hive Ship. Our source speculates that rather than an expansion disc, Bungie will resell a special edition of Destiny, that will include all this other content, for new buyers. It is entirely possible that Bungie would have to resort to selling a new disc for PS3 and Xbox 360 owners. It’s also possible that this leak is connected to earlier rumors for Destiny content. Some Hive enemy and boss names were datamined last October, tagged with the words Hive Ship and Raid. The names were as follows: · Gnath, the Diviner · Cryth, the Siphon · Noctu, the Lightslayer · The Wall · Voldor, the Willkeeper · Divined Vision · Dredge Exploder · Storgor, the Shatterer · The Veil · The Oversoul - See more at: http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/25894/article/rumor-destiny-getting-2nd-major-expansion-comet-plague-of-darkness-in-september/#sthash.oWMq5VWG.dpuf This was from the website above. Creds to: Kojimafin

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        • I would asphyxiate you but then the title of "Most unbeautiful man mattress in the world" would pass on to someone else.

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        • For those expecting a fresh prince reference: My shadow's the only one That walks beside me My shallow heart's the Only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone Out there will find me So I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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          • To hear the rest of this joke, please purchase the [i]Six Limbs from Hell[/i] expansion for the low price of $20.

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          • ⊂_ヽ R   \\ E    \ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     < ⌒ヽK    /   へ\ T    /  / \\    レ ノ   ヽ_つ   / /   / /  ( (ヽ  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / `ノ )  Lノ

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          • [quote]Damn, who rubbed sulfur on the OP's genitals?[/quote]

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          • Uh...I was bored...

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          • *pastes* Oh no! *deletes*

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            • New (KIK) game ! EXTENDED VERSION ! Send this to your whole kik list and see what you get . If you dont send it to your whole kik list , your mom will die in 16 days . See what numbers you get in return . #Stolen 1. I like you 😊 2. I love you ❤ 3. You mean something to me :$ 4. Were just friends :3 5. Your sexy 😻 6. Your my crush😶💕 7. I wanna kiss you 😽 8. Will you go out with me ? 🙈 9. Your pretty 😺 10. I wanna -blam!- 🍆🍑💦 11. Take me back 🙊 12. Eat you out 👅 13. Head 👄 maybe ? 14. Tongue Kiss 👄👅😘 15. Shower 🌊 sex 🍆🍑💦 16. Meet you 👪😬 17. Chill 🙋 18. Sex in the woods 😹 19. Take you out 💑 20. Date you 👫 21. Bae ? 😩🙈 22. Be your lowkey freak ? 😋 23. Be yours ❤ 24. Beat you up 👊💪😮 25. 69 ? 👅💦 26. My baby 😻💑 27. I wanna kiss you 😽 28. Im crushing 🙈 29. Best friend 😹👫 30. My everything 💁 31. Hand job ? ✊🍆😏 32. Touching 👐🙊 33. Be mines 🙈❤ 34. I miss you 💔 35. You mad at me 👺 36. You fake >__< ! 37. Fake Hubby 💍👫💒 38. Boo 💓 39. Neck kiss ? 😽🙉 40. Keep our business private 🙊 41. Be my flirting buddy ? 😻🙋💏 42. Kiss me ? 😽 43. Finger you 💦💦 44. Grab your ass :-D 45. Grab your dick =-O 46. Thirst traps ? 🙈 47. Nudes ? 😁 48. Dirty Snapchats 🙆 49. Grind on you B-) 50. Twerk for you 🍑🍑 * Sorry I don't want my mom to die 👏👌✊

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              • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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              • Im not sure how this got here...

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              • I'm going to bend over so you can suck c&cksmilk from my puckered an!s, you foul sh?tfalcon.

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              • When I'm mad

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              • Edited by Kal: 1/2/2015 5:05:16 AM
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                For sweet [i]suit up[/i] montages. [spoiler]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ULVuAqe1G24[/spoiler] [spoiler][i]Beat that.[/i][/spoiler]

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