ما هي اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف يقولون عني، كنت الكلبة قليلا؟ سآخذ تعلمون تخرجت أعلى صفي في الأختام البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على قناة القاعدة، ولدي أكثر 300من ثل يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا و300أنا قناص كبار في القوات المسلحة الأميركية بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل من قبل على هذه الأرض، علامة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من هذا القرف قائلا لي عبر الإنترنت؟ اعتقد مرة اخرى، الأبله. ونحن نتكلم أنا على الاتصال بي شبكة سرية من الجواسيس في جميع أنحاء الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية و الخاص بك يتم تتبعها الآن لذلك كنت أفضل إعداد للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميتا، طفل. يمكنني أن أكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا فقط مع يدي عارية. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من مشاة البحرية الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية وسأستخدم إلى مداه الكامل للقضاء مؤخرتك بائسة من على وجه القارة، وكنت قليل الخراء. إلا

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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