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Edited by Şpøöký ßëåř: 12/21/2014 6:30:36 PM
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What's in your Copy Paste List?

What have you got in reserves for when a certain "predicament" occurs? Here's mine... For salty situations: [spoiler] http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/53676205.jpg [/spoiler] For gr8 b8s: [spoiler]Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 888-888-8888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.[/spoiler] For NOPEs: [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/U7Hfw.gif[/spoiler] For shitposts: (Contributed by, The Cellar Door) [spoiler] My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. My mother said to me, "don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway. [/spoiler] For Desticles: (Contributed by, WOOKIE ON CRACK) [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/xlKclp4.gif[/spoiler] For Intimidation: (Contributed by, TheFlyingNarwhal) [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/9ZRq0vM.gif[/spoiler] For Impliers: (Contributed by, Enderwolf1013) [spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/RS90kfa.gif[/spoiler] For anything: [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]

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  • The basic concept of Maslow's hierarchy of needs is that all needs that a person could have fall into a specific level of importance. Theses stages go from most important/vital to least important and form a pyramid chart. The most important needs are at the bottom of the pyramid while the least important are at the top. At base of the pyramid is the most basic need of all, the need for nourishment (hunger and thirst). At the very top of the pyramid and least prioritized is the need to find one's place in the universe or to investigate a higher power. This hierarchy, although very important, is not necessarily set in stone. For example, people may starve themselves in order to make a political point or to praise their god. Examples of this would be Ghandi going on hunger strikes for political freedom or Roman Catholics fasting during lent. Although Maslow's hierarchy of needs is a good representation of what a person's most important needs are, people can choose to put other needs and wants above the most indispensable needs. I have no idea why this in my paste list...

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  • www.rukiddingme.com

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  • Edited by My Spotless Mind: 2/7/2015 8:50:21 AM
    Not like that you ugly cock eyed f u c k

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    • Edited by King Dutchy: 2/7/2015 8:49:06 AM
      How to hookup: 1. Flirt with her a little. Make sure you are both sitting down together, try to get to know about her a little. Don't try too hard though. Maintain eye contact and smile. Turn your body towards her, lean in a little. Tease her a little if she admits something embarrassing, don't be too mean though. Keep the conversation light though at first. Smile and laugh though. After a while, touch her lightly. 2. Ask questions like her major (maybe) or bands she likes or what she does in her spare time. Listen intently, never break eye contact and smile always. Comment on something unique about her. 3. Stay confident, keep positive. Show that you can talk to anyone, but make sure you can keep her attention. Stay witty. 4. Compliment her, but don't go too far. Don't tell her about your shitty history with girls. Hint that some others are interested. Don't come too strong. 5. When you feel like it's time, try some light touches. Put your hand on her knee, maybe her thigh. Maybe caress her hand or trace her back. If she seems comfortable with that with smiling or moves closer, then keep doing so, maybe put your hand around her waist, stroke her hair, or even up her leg. 6. Right before you go in to the kiss, make sure her hair is out of her eyes. Keep it going. Start rubbing her hips or thighs, or even her inner thighs. Eventually start kissing her kick or below her ears. 7. Once you're ready, start taking off her clothes with you. Make sure you try to be as nude as her during the taking off of clothes process. Stay quiet. Don't make awkward comments. If she helps, help her too. Slide things over her head. When she is undressed, hardcore check her out and smile. 8. You know the rest. Hardcore foreplay and then sex, remember the condom. Try to shave beforehand. Good luck Robbie you got this homie. [spoiler]My friend wanted a copy of a guide I made for hooking up earlier so I copied it and haven't copied anything else since then, enjoy. [/spoiler]

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    • Your going to get annoyed real fast

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      • Edited by Asriel Memurr: 2/2/2015 10:00:04 PM
        [spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]ayy lmaoAyy lmao [quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]

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        • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]I'm so ashamed[/spoiler]

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        • For stupid comments and threads.

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        • [quote]This is why laws need to be tightened down. Shit like this is unacceptable. I am going to write to my congressman and ask him to ban 3 year olds.[/quote]

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        • Let's see, two limbs that touch "ground" in two different areas, very long tail (that appears to have a few small limbs of it's own), no exact set of eyes, multiple jaws compounded to make two rows of teeth on each half of the mouth, curls reminiscent of intestine patterns in some areas, blood saliva, rather large head area that doubles as a torso...

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        • For stupid OP's [spoiler]you're not one stupid op btw[/spoiler]

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          • Have Crota cp must have maxed Ghorn and need at least one swordbearer must have beat it send me friend request Psn Blueflame1219

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            • [spoiler][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]pretty sweet[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler]

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