What have you got in reserves for when a certain "predicament" occurs? Here's mine...
For salty situations:
[spoiler] http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/53676205.jpg [/spoiler]
For gr8 b8s:
[spoiler]Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 888-888-8888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.[/spoiler]
For NOPEs:
[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/U7Hfw.gif[/spoiler]
For shitposts: (Contributed by, The Cellar Door)
[spoiler] My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. My mother said to me, "don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway. [/spoiler]
For Desticles: (Contributed by, WOOKIE ON CRACK)
[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/xlKclp4.gif[/spoiler]
For Intimidation: (Contributed by, TheFlyingNarwhal)
[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/9ZRq0vM.gif[/spoiler]
For Impliers: (Contributed by, Enderwolf1013)
[spoiler]http://i.imgur.com/RS90kfa.gif[/spoiler]
For anything:
[spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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MAAN dowwn
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[b] [/b]
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Assassin’s Creed Initiates.
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Edited by MinusHuman: 12/1/2014 6:57:57 AMThat awkward moment when your sister's friends are more your friend than your friends are
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[i] [/i]
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Edited by Mr Skeltal: 12/1/2014 11:38:16 AMOr you can remember all your reaction texts/gifs you filthy casual.
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>_> this isn't against CoC right?
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Too much to list.
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[quote]TXT[/quote] (Was for a puzzle.)
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when dealing with annoying OPs... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7_QMoVFxc
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Spartans vs Xenomorphs
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You have a list? Never though of that... * sips hot chocolate *
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>Implying that I keep such a thing.
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When someone needs to be educated.
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For those -facedesk- moments
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Have yet to use it, but in case I need to leave a nasty thread http://giphy.com/gifs/nope-leaves-planet-no-NnGkKVlvIx6GA
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Long Ass story
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Edited by Engrapadora: 12/1/2014 3:18:14 AMI can't be bothered to post my list of copypastas so here's my clipboard.
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Was gonna post this on #Gaming. Too tired tho.
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[spoiler]What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo. [/spoiler]
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Whenever someone needs to be intimidated.
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10 shitloads of pictures that I refuse to post. [i]aaaand[/i] the thing I send SwaguSenpai since he can't stop replying to every single one of my posts. [spoiler][i]This is a Copy and Paste message to [u]SwaguSenpai[/u], from now on, anything you say will not be taken seriously at all. There are no ways to explain how utterly stupid and childish you are, sending any further messages will result in this same message. Good day and Fūck Off Loser.[/i] [b]EDIT:[/b][i] I have told you once that you will receive this same message over and over, yet you continue to reply to my comments. Pathetic, ultimately pathetic.[/i][/spoiler]
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Edited by BloodyAlien243: 12/1/2014 2:17:57 AMWhen I troll someone http://eu7.memecdn.com/run-trooollll-run_o_149139.gif When ever Lenny is needed [spoiler] /\ /|||||\ <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <<( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>> |==| |==| |==| (O) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆: ・゚ Swiggity Swooty I Summon Thy Booty ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ o) robo lenny ╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ……╚(██)╝ ………(█). I present to you thy mighty trophy of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...... [____/[][][]\____] [___´°~° ___] [_ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) _] \[][][][][]/ [_||||||_] __\___/__ / |°°°| \ { (:__:) } \___T[]T___/ VvV ///\\\ (o________o) (==========) Le Lenny Trophy [b][i]Any unauthorized publication/production of the trophy may result in prosecution for copyrights[/i][/b] /フフ ム`ヽ / ノ) ) ヽ / | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ.,ノ / ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ / 丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/ `ヽ `ー-’人`ーノ 丶  ̄ _人’彡ノ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - \ \ ,/﹋╯ Checkm8 m8. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °) [/spoiler]
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Edited by Punished: 12/1/2014 1:17:54 AMThis http://i.imgur.com/xlKclp4.gif ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) t(°-°t) My favorite http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/289/2/b/xtpagsu_by_oakward-d83160h.gif